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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9825
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8173
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

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CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8527
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Buildings Constructed:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	153	New Chunks Explored:	467020

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

vh.casualcrafters.net

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9663
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Potions Brewed:	50
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

play.friendlycraftmc.com

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2572
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Farms Harvested:	837
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Alien Abductions:	2

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

play.faetalesmc.net

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2393
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Crops Grown:	5449
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

supersurvivalx.minesr.com

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9793
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Potions Brewed:	98	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Towns Built:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Farms Harvested:	399

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

veroxus.club

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1311
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Magic Items Found:	1424
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

iipukema.com:25580

Lava Rising

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2793
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

lavarising.org

Obtain the Grain OTG

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	297
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

SERVER IP: play.otgmc.com – We use a custom resource pack on OTG that requires you have OPTIFINE downloaded and installed before joining. – Resource pack includes: 500+ Unique Item/Weapon Textures; which includes, 52+ Armor Textures, 15 Custom Elytra’s, 12+ Custom Hats. – 9 Unique Themed Islands to explore and loot. Each Island has 2-5 Points of Interests for fast travel with a dungeon to delve into that has a boss at the end and a mine to gather resources from. – NPCs with Leveling/Daily Quest’s and a Main Adventure Quest. – /Rankup system to make your kit equipment stronger. Climb through 15+ ranks! – Attribute system, the longer you stay alive the more your attributes climb. – Mines for resources. (Building and breaking of blocks is limited to mines and plots.) – Dynamic /shop in Spawn Kingdom, prices fluctuate!- Player Plots for Rent in spawn and on every island! – PvPvE, 1 Safezone per Island. – Custom Monsters/Bosses with unique drop tables. – Loot Chests (Crafting of most items is disabled, you’ll have to loot!) – Built in economy with an emphasis on a player market. – Use /guild to party up with friends!

play.otgmc.com

Gamerland

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	939
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Votes:	9817
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Love Letters Sent:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Welcome to Gamerland, a survival server that offers a unique and challenging experience for players who are looking for something different. Similar to an SMP, Gamerland offers a vast open world where players can explore, build, and survive. But unlike other servers, Gamerland is packed with plugins that completely change the game’s strategies and goals.One of the most significant features of Gamerland is the custom structures and items with strong abilities and drugs. These items are rare and valuable, and players can sell them for points, which is the currency used on the server. Points can be used to purchase a wide range of items, including custom gear, weapons, and tools that can help players survive in the harsh environment.Players with cracked Minecraft can play on the server, and there are teams that players can create and officialize. Official teams receive in-game bonuses such as protected areas, which can be an excellent way to stay safe from other players who might be looking to steal valuable items.Another exciting feature of Gamerland is the jobs that players can complete. These include the Bank Heist and the Drug Laboratory Robbery, which offer players a unique challenge and the chance to earn valuable points.Overall, Gamerland offers the best gaming experience for all players, whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the game. With custom structures, unique items, and exciting jobs to complete, there’s never a dull moment on this survival server. So join us today and start your adventure in Gamerland!

91.134.125.47:25585

RealmWars

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4145
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Void Armor Forged:	22
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Welcome to the RealmWars Minecraft server! Never pay to win, always friendly.RealmWars is a friendly and welcoming community that offers a unique Towny experience. With a focus on player-driven economy, roleplay, and friendly competition, we aim to provide a fun and immersive experience for all players. Features: – Towny: Build and expand your own town, join a nation, and compete for resources and territory. – Economy: Participate in a player-driven economy and trade with others for goods and services. – Jobs: Join a job and immerse yourself in the world of RealmWars! – McMMO: Adds new mechanics and features to the game, including a skill system, special abilities, and unique experiences for players.

join.realmwars.org

DemonsCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1576
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Farms Harvested:	454
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	25
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Minecraft survival/rankup server, with Mcmmo, pets, VIPs, Plots and much more. Come meet and call your friends, fast support. interaction, events, I believe you won’t regret it

jogar.demonscraft.xyz

Stealcadia

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4710
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Potions Brewed:	39	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Unique Lifesteal Server with Custom Weapons, very fun and lots of PvP! Stealcadia also comes with Unique Boss Fights, never seen on other servers before! It’s truly one of a kind.

play.stealcadia.com

BLITHE

Creative, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3842
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

We are a Whitelisted semi-vanilla survival server enhanced with; an armor-stand editor, proximity chat, mini-blocks, and other plugins that give players the closest gameplay experiences to that of Hermitcraft. Most other plugins used are for moderation and lag efficiency like Core Protect which helps keep our community a safe and friendly place this means there are no plugins that drastically alter the vanilla experience such as; /landclaim, /sethome, or /tpask /tpahere.We also have new bonus servers available! Including Last-Life and a creative test Server! Here at Blithe, we encourage creativity; mega-bases, player shops, minigames, group builds, redstone projects, cityscapes, or anything else. If you can dream it we want to see it!Join Today!www.blithemc.co

play.blithemc.co

Renascence

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4499
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Love Letters Sent:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Potions Brewed:	157
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Some features of Renascence: Daily login rewards Mounts Quests Pinata Party Slimefun Player Shops Community Events Dungeons Towny Coreprotect Leveling system Aurelius Skills Custom Generated Terrain

renascencesmp.org:2225

Minetality Vanilla Survival Server

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3705
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Villages Defended:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Welcome to Minetality, where the focus is on fun and community!We strive to create an environment where players can come together and enjoy the game with like-minded individuals. Whether you’re into building, redstone, or just exploring, there’s something for everyone here.Embark on a journey of pure vanilla survival, whether you like to build on your own or join the bustling community town and collaborate on exciting projects with your fellow playersThe server features a whitelist world border, providing a safe haven for whitelisted players to build and create without the worry of griefing or theft.Rules: – No cheating, grefing, stealing or duping allowed.Come join us at play.minetality.net and start your adventure!

play.minetality.net