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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5593
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where the pigs ride on the cows, the chickens do the Macarena, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most epic gear you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Taco Villager, who trades tacos for emeralds (because who needs diamonds when you have tacos, right?).

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away. But for everyone else, come on in and let the chaos begin! AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!

dungeon craft survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	549
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

It is still in development you will be notified when it is released follow here https://youtube.com/@47-game?si=-Bv69ha2GLpJuMMA until then please just volt for the server thank you

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Eradox Middle School

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	435
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	17
Farms Harvested:	978	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9336
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

The Eradox SMP is a brand-new SMP server with McMMO, Land Claims, and an interesting storyline waiting to be discovered. Since launch, our community has grown into a friendly, chill, and welcoming environment that is always looking for new players to hang out with!!We hope to grow our community for all to enjoy, as well as offer a place for people to relax in their free time.

play.eradox.net

HurricaneMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7005
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Crops Grown:	4638
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35

Welcome to HurricaneMC, where your Minecraft journey transcends the ordinary! Immerse yourself in a world of custom terrain, face unique mobs, and wield powerful custom items. Our survival server is not just about building; it’s a community-driven experience. Forge your path with a player-controlled economy, where every action matters. Our friendly staff is here to guide you through the adventure. Earn all ranks in-game for free, make lasting friendships, and explore unknown events that add a thrilling twist to your survival experience. HurricaneMC isn’t just a server; it’s a dynamic, player-centric universe waiting for you to shape its destiny. Join us and embark on a journey like no other!

play.hurricanemc.com

BlizzardMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2211
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	708

play.blizzardmc.xyz

IceCoreMC

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9796
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6

An extraordinary Minecraft Server featuring a Survival server full of features. Fully supporting crossplay connections!

play.icecoremc.com

Etheria Void Wars

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5447
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Void Armor Forged:	21
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Animals Bred:	29	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Etheria: Void Wars is a custom-built extraction minigame. The basic gameplay loop consists of matches that contain enemies, loot, and other players for you to interact with and then either perish and lose your items or extract and stash them.Up to 16 players spawn in separate rooms and scour the map for loot while competing with each other, various monsters, and the map itself. Over the course of the match the world will begin to decay and extracts will begin to appear.Our gamemode includes custom maps, weapons, and traders. We are constantly active and working on new content to add to our game based on your feedback.Come join our server for an experience like no other!

voidwars.primearca.de

Forgotten Prisons

Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1261
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mines Excavated:	3519
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

SEASON 1 RELEASE | February 11th 11AM PST» Discord: https://dsc.gg/forgottenprison » Server IP: ForgottenPrisons.net » Store: https://store.forgottenprison.net/ (75% OFF SALE)

ForgottenPrison.net:25594

Kull Games – Direwolf20

FTB

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3670
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its a Direwolf20 1.19 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some Direwolf20 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

dw119.kullgames.com

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6213
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

landoflegendsmc.com

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9709
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	1453
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Villages Defended:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

play.tulpcraft.me

StarRail SMP

Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1040
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Alien Abductions:	3

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

starrail.mcserver.us

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6224
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6481
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Crops Grown:	1851
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6819
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Love Letters Sent:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	1197
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Farms Harvested:	560
Towns Built:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4633
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Animals Bred:	86
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Crops Grown:	8969	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net