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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8777
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	253
Gods Slained:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Buildings Constructed:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ores Mined:	1817

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where the pigs ride on the cows, the chickens do the Macarena, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most epic gear you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Taco Villager, who trades tacos for emeralds (because who needs diamonds when you have tacos, right?).

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away. But for everyone else, come on in and let the chaos begin! AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!

Tri Kraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7701
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

Tri-Kraft is a friendly new server, you cannot buy ranks. Ranks are earned! We run a Survival-Economy server with anti-griefing measures. The nether is a rule free world for true survival of the fittest play.

162.218.116.179

ColtPVP

Factions, PvP

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1058
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Votes:	8325
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Buildings Constructed:	42
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

This is a PVP server where somethings are normal can you be the best at PVP if you join today

176.31.115.196:25569

Magnet Craft

Prison

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7248
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

There is many different servers within this server! Mainly prison!

when we hit 35 peeps we are doing a Drop Party and a Mine Party!

Come and join the fun! dont miss out.

mc.magnetnetwork.net

Biocraft

Creative, Factions, Skyblock, Skywars

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3229
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	228	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Star Shards Collected:	228
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	125
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Mines Excavated:	4004
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Join Biocraft for an awesome community and a completely lag free experience! We have 5 dedicated servers that all work together to bring you speed and stability. You will notice that each game mode is built and made to fit the highest standards. We are not just another server, we are one big happy family! CONNECT NOW JUST TO SEE HOW LOW YOUR PING WILL BE!!!!

SERVERS BIRTHDAY = 12/28/2011 !!

=== Servers Hosted === Peaceful> SMP, block protection, no PvP, large biomes Creative> Plotme, trails, different sized plots Factions> Anti-tp glitching, custom no-cheat Towny> War events, player shops, low tax Skywars> Custom maps, lag free, different ranks

WELCOME ALL OLD AND NEW PLAYERS!! LOOKING FOR STAFF!!! See you on the server!

PLAY.BIO

HeathCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6945
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	1429	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	447	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

The HeathCraft Survival Server is dedicated to providing a close vanilla minecraft esque feel. Whether you want to play with friends or are looking for new friends to play with, HeathCraft is where you should look. Our helpful staff team are willing to help you with any of your needs, and to prevent all of your hard earned items and builds from being destroyed, we have grief protection. We look forward to seeing you on!

mc.playsurvival.net

City Prison

Hardcore, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1571
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Ores Mined:	5089	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

At city Prison people all around the world come to play with there friends. But make sure the player in the chain armour ask for something you give the warden the item so you dont go to jail. the more money you earn the higher rank you can get. and the higher rank the better ores. Good Luck And Have Fun

server.cityprison.net

EcoVentureCraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4881
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchantments Applied:	238
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Emeralds Found:	2825	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

EcoVentureCraft is a Survival Economy server running a large handful of plugins, designed to allow many variations of minecraft play styles to be integrated to coincide in simultaneous worlds, allowing for people who enjoy playing and building in an ever-growing in-game environment, You’ll Climb the Ranks based on your own Economic Success

Earn Voting Reward Tokens to trade for Rare Items, Enchants, Repairs, and More!

You can either work the Economy traveling between towns with loads of goods, start up a shop once you’ve reached rank 3: [Merchant] you can create “Trade Signs” so even if you’re offline, you can earn in-game currency!

mark out a claim of land or rent a claim from the server, or even other players! from server towns to player claims, there are many options when deciding if you like the safety of being within Fortress walls, or if a cobblestone cabin among the hostile mobs is more your style. Create a Dedicated Town when you’ve reached rank 5 [King] or [Queen] which can have up-to a 100×100 Region of land Anywhere in the wilderness you choose.

The overall design for EcoVentureCraft was to avoid limiting what you can do in-game based on donating for simple functions, the entire server is and always will be no-cost for normal functionality. With the multitude of ways you can exchange currency with players, your dedication can become highly rewarding for you in-game success!

I would like to Welcome you to Adventure even further into the virtual lands of EcoVentureCraft. “Play out your Destiny!”

162.213.42.184:25669

Empathy

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6182
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Towns Built:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

23.111.133.74:25745

Foxy Servers

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1391
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	26
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Emeralds Found:	7401
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Zombie Dances:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

FoxyServers.co.uk Is both a survival and Roleplaying server. We have a friendly community so far and hope it stays that way. The time is set in a medieval period, with Kings and Queens, pages and squires, Dukes, Barons, and much more! Any additional questions may be asked directly to the two owners on the server. We look forward to seeing you soon! Cheers.

foxyservers.co.uk

Diablecraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9216
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Votes:	9538

Your ultimate all-round Minecraft server offers: – Enough variety, thanks to several game principles and games – A powerful, self-financed server that promises lag-free gaming fun – Custom-written plugins – All game content is available to everyone – Coordinated ticket system on the website (coming soon) – Multilingual website with clear topics (in progress) – Forum for discussions, suggestions and wishes – English-speaking area in the forum – Well-coordinated and mature team – Pleasant and cohesive community – Protected against griefing and hacking attacks – Server, TS and website are available at all times – Always new features through new plugins and more

lobby.diablecraft.de

general656

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	542
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Emeralds Found:	4416
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Potions Brewed:	97
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Divine Spears Created:	27
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

If not the best Minecraft Greek server, definitely one of the best Greek Survival servers in Minecraft. Server with all cool features. Mumble voice communication potentials. Only some simple rules belongs to this fabulous Survival Server. Those simples rules are the following: * Flaming/trolling is forbidden * Destroy other players buildings is prohibited too but that’s why we have a special plugin for this * And at the end the obvious common rule that prohibits the advertise other servers. Have a good play!

gameworldmc.nitrado.net

ConspiracyCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3405
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	New Chunks Explored:	731917
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	24

Welcome to the next generation of Minecraft Survival! Our gameplay is carefully designed alongside our community and always evolving. We love pushing Survival to its limits and trying new things!

Minecraft Version: 1.15.2 (Supports 1.16)

conspiracycraft.us

SwissSMP.ch

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3879
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1649

Are you also part of the unique Swiss gaming community? Modern, well-maintained forum. Respect & appreciation. Well thought out city system. Experience Minecraft, League of Legends, DayZ, World of Warcraft and other games with us!

Official server trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0PuVrCpIis Watch more trailers: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL96E6DDD809DEC2FF

swisssmp.ch

Survival miney

PvE

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6295
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Survival miney

survival.mineyc.com

AbnormalPvP

Factions, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9116
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchantments Applied:	226
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Epic Minecraft PvP Faction Server With Custom Weapons and Daily Events With Weekly Drop Partys. We respect everyone on the server and we respect you. We Dont Hate We Just Play. Come On

AbnormalPvP.net