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Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 4042 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4767 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Divine Spears Created: | 22 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
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