CalorieCraft SMP: “I can’t lose weight, I tried counting pixels and running from creepers”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate weight loss solution! That’s right, forget about counting calories and hitting the gym, all you need to do is join our server and watch the pounds melt away as you run from creepers and jump over lava pits. Our players have reported losing up to 50 pounds in just one week! So come join us and start your weight loss journey today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Void Gems Collected:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	255
Dragon Eggs Found:	733	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5156	Dragons Tamed:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Towns Built:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	New Chunks Explored:	191014

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Farms Harvested:	642

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Dimension Hops:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Buildings Constructed:	37
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Love Letters Sent:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

What is The Village?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Zombie Dances:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Buildings Constructed:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Crops Grown:	5989
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Dreamscape

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	4197
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

EvoEarth

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

EvoEarth is a Minecraft Server based on a Earth Map with Towny being the main focus. You can create towns, have wars, do whatever! You can even create a mega-corporation to take over the world. Bedrock Port = 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Xylo Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17 Bedrock port: 25799 Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

Features:

1.8 combat Hacks allowed Semi-Anarchy Craftable god apples (1.8 crafting recipe) Custom enchants MC Versions 1.9.4+

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Mythic and Magic

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.