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Sylph-Tech

2025, andesite age, Automation, Bosses, Discord, efforts, Exploration, Ip:, January 5th., Join, long term, Magic, Minecraft, Modded, modpacks, Progression, Server, space age, SylphTech, Treasures, world

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2153
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	319

Sylph-Tech Minecraft Server – Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond

World Start Date	January 5th, 2025
Discord	https://discord.gg/HqAy6Ksg
Server IP	minecraft.sylph-tech.com
Modpack	Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond

Overview:

Sylph-Tech welcomes you to Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond! This modpack offers a quest based progression system revolving around tiers of Create. Start off in the andesite age and end up in the space age! While there is much to gain from exploration and figuring out ways to automate stuff, beware of the dragons! Maybe some magic will help you overcome their deadly breath? Defeat the various bosses and reap treasures worthy of your efforts!

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the server IP: minecraft.sylph-tech.com

Q: When did the world start?

A: The world started on January 5th, 2025.

Q: Where can I find more information about the modpack?

A: You can visit the modpack page on CurseForge: Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond

Shon’s Adventure Realm 1.20

Adventure, asmr, board rules, Clips, fallenshadow, global rules, Hide, Links, managerotis, Otis, Platform, Realm, REFRESH, Report, Ribbon Cage, Schedule, schizo loli, shitposters, Shons, Thread, twitch, twitter, VOD

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4689
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with Shondo the boss! Fallenshadow is our hard-working schizo loli queen who loves her husbands and Twitch streams. Treat her well or face the consequences! Check out her ASMR and VOD Youtube channels, plus her Ribbon Cage videos for some real entertainment. Follow her on Twitter and keep up with her crazy schedule. Don’t forget to follow global and board rules, or you might get a surprise! Ignore, report, and hide the shitposters for an easier time. Previous thread got nothing on us, so jump in and join the madness!

CraftyNotBuyer Minecraft Server

accessories, aita, antique weaving loom, begging, Buyer, consent, CraftyNotBuyer, Disrespect, Interaction, interested parties, marketplace, Minecraft, odd, Off, Pick up, price, screwed around, Seller, Server, stolen item, working condition

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9092
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Buildings Constructed:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Love Letters Sent:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t screw you around like this shady seller? Look no further! Our server guarantees no last-minute surprises or shady dealings. We won’t sell you stolen items or make you wait for someone else to buy before you can join. Plus, we have all the accessories you need to weave your way to victory! Join now and leave the drama behind – we promise you won’t be ghosted or disrespected here! #NotTheAsshole #MinecraftDrama #WeaveYourWayToVictory

BagHuntPeakTimeGF

aita, BagHuntPeakTimeGF, bags, chaotic traffic, city traffic, DRIVE, gf, La, Last Day, long hours, manhattan, peak hours, Promotion, refusing, Request, tired, traffic congestion, Unhappy, unreasonable request, working shift

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5365
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of chaotic traffic and unreasonable requests? Look no further! Join our server and escape the madness of real life by building your own world where you make the rules.

We promise not to ask you to drive across town for merch bags at the last minute, especially when you’ve just woken up from a long shift. Our server is a safe haven where you can relax, unwind, and let your creativity run wild.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers. Join us and uncover the mysteries of the llama city!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the chaos of real life behind. Who needs merch bags when you can have llamas and skyscrapers?

NeverDigStraightDown – Minecraft SMP

forgiveness, growth mindset., inner peace, learn from mistakes, life lessons, mindfulness, Minecraft, mistake, moving forward, never repeat, NeverDigStraightDown, past mistakes, personal growth, Positive Change, Reflection, second chances, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3605
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Void Gems Collected:	34
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time I accidentally tried to ride a pig off a cliff and let’s just say it did not end well. But on this server, they have flying pigs that you can ride safely, so you’ll never make that mistake again! Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a hot tub made of lava. And the best part is, every time you die, a magical unicorn appears to revive you with a rainbow potion. So come join us and never make the same mistake twice, unless you want to, because who cares, it’s all about having fun, right? LOL!

NoBeefNoEatMC

animal consumption, animal cruelty, animal rights, animal welfare, culinary boundaries, cultural taboos, dietary restrictions, environmental impact, ethical eating, exotic meats, food choices, food preferences, global cuisine, meat alternatives, Moral values, NoBeefNoEatMC, personal beliefs, plant based diet, traditional dishes, veganism, vegetarianism

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5106
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Star Shards Collected:	260
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can eat is boring old pork chops and steak? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a rule that you can only eat…wait for it…SPIDER EYES! That’s right, no more boring old meat for you, only the finest delicacies straight from the depths of the mines.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of wool. Imagine the riches you could amass just by hanging out with these fabulous creatures!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance floor. Trust us, you’ve never experienced a party quite like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, don’t eat the pork chops, go for the spider eyes instead!

LouvreLand Minecraft Server

art museums, cultural attractions, cultural heritage, entrance fee, european union, foreign tourists, French President, historical sites, International visitors, LouvreLand, Macron, Minecraft, museum admission, Non EU visitors, Paris Louvre Museum, price increase, Server, sightseeing attractions, ticket prices, tourism, tourist destinations, travel expenses, visitor fees

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8033
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	259
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

so like, if you wanna avoid paying crazy entrance fees at the Louvre Museum in Paris, just join our epic Minecraft server instead! we got all the art you could ever want, but like, in block form. Macron himself said it’s way better than the real thing, plus you don’t have to deal with all those pesky tourists. come hang out with us and be a blocky art connoisseur!

HolocaustHavocMC

CONSERVATIVE, controversial, Disrupting, DiSRuPtiON, EJECTED, Europe, european parliament, extremism, far right, far-right politician, History, Holocaust, HolocaustHavocMC, meps, nationalism, Poland, Polish, Political, politician, Radical, Tribute

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8036
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	108
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Farms Harvested:	316
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42

so, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. we got this dude from poland who got kicked out for being too crazy, like disrupting some tribute or whatever. but don’t worry, we’re all about peace and love here, just some good ol’ minecraft fun. come join us and see what all the fuss is about. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, what more could you ask for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Beaver Invasion: The Real Pandemic

beaver, beaver invasion, beaver takeover, beavers, Crisis, DISASTER MOVIE, ecological threat, environmental disaster, environmental impact, fictional crisis, global crisis, Invasion, Movie, movie industry, pandemic, pandemic film, Pandemic movies, real, real crisis, water contamination, Water Crisis, water supply, wildlife takeover

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8778
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dragons Tamed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

join our epic minecraft server where beavers have taken over the water supply and are causing chaos! build your own dam to protect yourself from the furry menaces and see who can create the biggest one! but watch out, the beavers are sneaky and will stop at nothing to flood your creations. team up with other players to take down the beaver king and restore peace to the land. with custom plugins and mini-games, this server will have you laughing and crying as you battle against the ultimate enemy: nature’s engineers. come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive the beaver apocalypse!

Maxwell’s Space Disco | Marko’s Realm

disco, Displacement Current, Electromagnetic Field, Electromagnetic Phenomena, Electromagnetic Wave Propagation, electromagnetism, Experimental Study, high frequency, Markos, Markoulakis, maxwell, Maxwells, Near-Field, Nonlocal, PHYSICS., Possibly Superluminal, Quantum Mechanics, Realm, research paper, scientific investigation, Space, speed of light, Spherical Capacitor, wave theory

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5493
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Buildings Constructed:	37	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Zombie Dances:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1

join this server if you want to experience the most mind-bending, reality-warping, dimension-shifting Minecraft adventure of your life! our server is so crazy, you’ll swear you’re experiencing nonlocal or possibly superluminal maxwell displacement current in real life!

imagine building a spherical capacitor in Minecraft and suddenly finding yourself in the near-field of it, feeling the electric energy pulsing through your veins. you’ll be teleporting through dimensions, battling aliens, and crafting weapons that defy the laws of physics.

our server is not for the faint of heart, but if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then join us now! who knows, you might even discover the secrets of the universe hidden within the pixels of your screen.

The Longbirch Vanguard

Bedwars, Community, Creative, Custom, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Longbirch, Minigames, Parkour, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, vanguard, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1690
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	181
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

IP	MC.LVRPG.NET
Java Version	1.21.1

Overview

A unique Minecraft Survival/RPG experience. The Longbirch Vanguard is a Minecraft server that offers player agency, freedom, and an immersive RPG experience. With a variety of classes, races, quests, dungeons, pets, and more, players can enjoy a rich gameplay experience.

Useful Links:

FAQ

1. How can I join the Longbirch Vanguard server?

You can join the server by entering the IP “MC.LVRPG.NET” in your Minecraft client.

2. What are the available classes in the server?

There are 12 classes to choose from in the server, each offering unique playstyles and abilities.

3. Are there different races to play as?

Yes, there are 9 races to choose from, each with their own racial bonuses and characteristics.

4. What kind of quests are available in the game?

There are tons of quests available in the game, ranging from simple fetch quests to epic storylines.

5. How many dungeons are there in the server?

There are 6 dungeons to explore, each offering unique challenges and rewards.

6. Is there a deity system in the game?

Yes, there is a deity system in which players can follow and gain benefits from different deities.

7. How often are updates released on the server?

The server receives frequent updates to add new features, quests, and improvements to the gameplay experience.

8. Can I play with my friends on the Longbirch Vanguard server?

Yes, players can team up with friends to explore dungeons, complete quests, and enjoy the RPG experience together.

Eternal Blaze Land 1.21.4

1.21.4, attractive, Blaze, Character, cuntboys, desire, dream, ETERNAL, fan fiction, FANTASY, fictional, hot, imagination, Land, longing, Mythical, mythical creatures, real, Roleplay, scar, Sexy, wish, yearning

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1121
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Emeralds Found:	818
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

OMG, you won’t believe the hotness on this Minecraft server! We got Scar lookalikes everywhere, making you wish cuntboys were real! Join now for a chance to live out your wildest fantasies in blocky form! Don’t miss out on the pixelated heat, come join us today!

PuppyPurge Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, asking for money, bad behavior, bed mattress, Boundaries, cleaning supplies, Communication, Couch, dog owner, Friend, guest, Minecraft, pet behavior, pet owner, pet training, PuppyPurge, Replacement, RESPONSIBILITY, ruined, Server, smell

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2788
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Ores Mined:	4727
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Potions Brewed:	54
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict no-pets-on-the-bed policy! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild story that will make you want to join us right away.

Picture this: a friend comes to visit for Christmas with her untrained dog. This dog is a menace, jumping on people, biting, and leaving hair everywhere. But that’s not even the worst part – the dog decides to turn the guest room into its personal bathroom, ruining the carpet, couch, and bed mattress with its pee. The smell is so bad, it’s like a stink bomb went off in there!

Now, our host tries to be nice and asks for help with replacing the ruined items, but the friend ghosts her instead. Can you believe it? So, our host decides to take matters into her own hands and asks for compensation for the damages. And what does the friend do? Calls her tacky and refuses to take responsibility for her dog’s actions.

So, if you want to join a server where pets are well-behaved and guests actually take responsibility for their furry friends, then come on over! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough among our crazy stories.

PowerWasherPals4Eva

acquaintance, Borrowed, Confrontation, Daughters, EMBARRASSMENT, Friend, garage, Lawyer, neighbor, overdue, power washer, PowerWasherPals4Eva, Repayment, replacement cost, response, RETURN, small claims court, text, trustworthy, Unpaid, Venmo request

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8580
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Love Letters Sent:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as reliable as your neighbor-friend who borrowed your power washer and never returned it? Look no further! Our server is just like that power washer – once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Join us for epic adventures and quests, just like the quest to get your power washer back from that lawyer neighbor-friend. Will you be able to retrieve it, or will you have to Venmo request him for the replacement cost? The choice is yours!

But don’t worry, we promise not to ghost you like that neighbor-friend does every time you ask for your power washer back. Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before!

SmartypantsMC SMP

astuteness, brainpower, Brainy, Bright, cleverness, discerning, erudite, GENIUS, Insightful, intellectual, intellectual prowess, intelligence, knowledgeable, perceptive, Quick Thinking, savvy, sharp mind, shrewd, SmartyPantsMC, smp, subtle signs, Wise

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6228
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	176	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit! We got llamas riding pigs, flying squids, and a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks! And get this, the owner is a super genius who can solve a Rubik’s cube blindfolded while juggling flaming torches! Like, who even does that?! Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain superpowers and be able to shoot rainbows out of your butt! Don’t miss out on the craziest, most mind-blowing SMP ever! Join now and become part of the madness!

Players:	102/600	Votes:	3626
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5