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Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7536
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5100
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9579	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

Screenshots 2

Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4072
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	781
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Emeralds Found:	785	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Votes:	9623	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1762
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6410
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	244
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	83

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7639
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Falling into the Void:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
New Chunks Explored:	314906	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3751
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Void Armor Forged:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Potions Brewed:	154	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	687
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	15

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5984
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Ores Mined:	6260
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5066
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	512	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Farms Harvested:	730
Enchantments Applied:	263	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8480
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6599
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Love Letters Sent:	11	Zombie Dances:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	365	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5245
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Players:	93/700	Votes:	5801
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	30
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2