CalorieCraft: GF Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Creepin’ Normalized

Caution, complacency., CREEPIN, Dangerous, dangerous habits, harmful behaviors, hazardous activities, hidden dangers, Normalization, Normalized, normalized dangers, overlooked dangers, overlooked risks, Risk, risk assessment, risky behaviors, Safety, safety awareness, safety precautions, societal acceptance, societal attitudes, societal norms

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of normalizing dangerous activities in a hilariously fun way! Forget about boring old safety precautions, on our server, we encourage players to dive headfirst into lava pits, play chicken with creepers, and ride pigs off cliffs like it’s nobody’s business.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have collectively decided that falling into ravines is the new extreme sport? Our server is like the Wild West of Minecraft, where the only rule is to have as much chaotic fun as possible.

So if you’re tired of playing it safe in the world of Minecraft, come join us and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become a legend for surviving the most outrageous stunts and challenges our server has to offer. Just remember to bring a sense of humor and a willingness to push the boundaries of what’s considered “normal” in the world of gaming.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Potions Brewed:	185
Runes Activated:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9033
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

ElectionFailsMC Server

China, cybersecurity, democratic process, Disinformation, election integrity, election interference, election interference warnings, election security, ElectionFailsMC, false election claims, foreign influence, foreign interference, international relations, iran, Manipulation, Misinformation, officials warn, political manipulation, Propaganda, russia, Server

come join our epic minecraft server where russia, china, and iran are teaming up to stoke false election claims! it’s like a political drama but in minecraft form! build your own conspiracy theories and battle it out with other players to see who can spread the most fake news! will you be the master manipulator or the ultimate truth-seeker? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BlazinBeirutCraft

aftermath, ai generated, Artificial Intelligence, Beirut, BlazinBeirutCraft, Conflict, deepfake, Digital, explosion, fiery, Israeli airstrike, Manipulated, MIDDLE EAST, Misinformation, Propaganda, simulation, social media, Technology, Video, viral, War

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of surviving a crazy Israeli airstrike in Beirut? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for non-stop action and chaos as you navigate through the aftermath of a fiery explosion, dodging debris and building your way to safety.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground bunkers, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit on your enemies. Trust us, you won’t find a more intense and adrenaline-pumping Minecraft experience anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Israeli airstrike in Beirut Minecraft server! Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Jewtopia Minecraft Server

Israel, Jewish aspirations, Jewish community, Jewish culture, Jewish diaspora, Jewish heritage, Jewish history, Jewish homeland, Jewish identity, Jewish migration, Jewish nationalism, Jewish people, Jewish religion, Jewish self-determination, Jewish settlement, Jewish sovereignty, Jewish state, Jewish tradition, Jewtopia, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Server, Zionism

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the mystical Potion of Infinite Luck, granting you the power to turn all your enemies into harmless bunnies.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what wacky surprises await you around every corner. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server. 😉🐷💎🐔🍀🐰

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4207	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, adult content, Big dick boys, Chat, Enderman, erotic roleplaying, erp, FANTASY, fetish, internet, kink, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Roleplaying community, Roleplaying forum, roleplaying games, Roleplaying Thread, sexual content, smp, Thread

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is that you must have a big dick to join. Why, you ask? Well, because our server is all about flexing your pixelated package and showing off your blocky bulge to the world.

Join us for some outrageous adventures, like the time we all dressed up as sexy villagers and seduced the Ender Dragon into giving us all of its loot. Or the time we built a giant statue of a penis out of diamond blocks just for the lols.

But beware, there are rival factions on the server who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and your dignity. So strap on your best armor and get ready to defend your honor in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us what you’re packing. Just remember, size matters in this world of blocky debauchery.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CrushCraft SMP: LostInterest

arrogance, controlling behavior, CrushCraft, dishonesty, Disrespect, immaturity, INCONSISTENCY, lack of ambition, lack of communication, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of goals, lack of humor, lack of independence, lack of intelligence, lack of motivation, lack of respect for boundaries, lack of self-awareness, LostInterest, poor hygiene, Selfishness, smp, unfaithful behavior

Are you tired of getting your heart broken in the dating game? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to escape all that drama!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about crushes breaking your heart again because here, the only thing breaking will be blocks! Whether you’re building a majestic castle or embarking on a daring adventure, there’s always something fun to do on our server.

Plus, rumor has it that one player’s crush actually turned out to be a creeper in disguise! Can you imagine the horror of thinking you found your soulmate, only to have them explode in your face? Yikes!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and leave all your romantic troubles behind. Who needs love when you have diamonds, am I right?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	30

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftyConspiracies

Absurd, alternative facts, cloak-and-dagger, Conspiracy Theory, controversial beliefs, CraftyConspiracies, fringe ideas, government cover-up, hidden agenda., hidden realities, Hidden Truth, mysterious occurrences, outlandish claims, questionable narratives, secret belief, shadowy organizations, skeptical mindset, suspicious events, unconventional theories, underground knowledge, unexplained phenomena

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by sneaky creepers? Do you suspect that those innocent-looking villagers are actually plotting against you? Then come join our Minecraft server where we embrace all conspiracy theories, no matter how absurd they may sound!

Join us and uncover the truth behind the mysterious disappearance of all the cows in the server – was it really just a glitch or is there a secret cow cult operating in the shadows? And don’t even get us started on the rumors of a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs rule the land!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Will you join forces with them or will you face their wrath as they peck you to oblivion?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join our server and dive headfirst into a world of conspiracy theories, mystery, and of course, plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover or what adventures await you in this wacky and wild land!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Animals Bred:	193
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

NukeCraft: Isfahan Inferno

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join our lit Minecraft server, cuz we got more explosions and fire than the Isfahan Nuclear facility in Iran! Trust me, it’s like a firework show on steroids up in here! We got creepers blowing up left and right, lava pits hotter than your ex’s mixtape, and more TNT than you can shake a stick at!

But wait, there’s more! Our players are so skilled, they can build entire cities in a day and then blow them up just for fun! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! Plus, our mods are cooler than a polar bear’s toenails and will hook you up with all the diamond gear you could ever want.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos, destruction, and pure insanity that is Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to bring your fireproof pants, cuz things are about to get HOT!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Magic Items Found:	7382	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	15

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

HexSMP: Now with even more friendly zombies and unicorns!

bedrock, chat games, Cosmetics, custom fishing, custom leveling system, Friendly, Furniture, Grief Prevention, HexSMP, ip address, java, Land claiming, multiplayer, Player Economy, PvP, Quests, referral system, Skills, skins, smp, Survival, Teams, unicorns, Website, zombies

HexSMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.hexsmp.com

What Makes HexSMP Stand Out?

Chat Games
Stable Player Economy
Custom Leveling System
Custom Fishing
Furniture
Grief Prevention with Land Claiming
Teams
Cosmetics & Skins
PvP & Dungeons
Java & Bedrock Compatible

Why HexSMP over another SMP?

HexSMP is a vibrant community with regular updates, features, and an active community dedicated to creativity and adventure.

Referral System – Earn Rare Rewards!

Refer a friend to join HexSMP using /referral [Your Name] to earn exclusive rewards.

How to Join

Connect using the IP address play.hexsmp.com and start your adventure today!

Our Links:

Feel free to ask any questions below!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Noob-Free Minecraft Server

banned, channel restrictions, community guidelines, Content Creator, Gaming, Guidelines, hajime, Live streaming, Minecraft, NoobFree, ONLINE, Platform, Prohibited, restrictions, rules, sanctions, Server, streaming, suspension, terms of service, twitch, video games, VIOLATION

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so wild, even Twitch won’t let us stream it? Look no further! Our server is so epic, so insane, that even Hajime himself isn’t allowed on Twitch after playing here. Join us for a chance to experience the craziest adventures, the most ridiculous builds, and the most chaotic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Who needs Twitch when you can join us and become a legend in your own right? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Emeralds Found:	659	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

The Kwaboty King of Minecraft SMP

2025, Analysis, Challenges, Competition, Disappointment, dreams, DREW, Drewbros, Failure, Future, hopes, Improvement, King, KWABOTY, KWABOTY Rankings, Minecraft, predictions, rankings, setbacks, smp, success, Tony, Vince, where did it go wrong

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild ride as we follow the misadventures of Drew and his bros, Vince and Tony.

Drew thought he had it all figured out, building his dream castle and ruling over his kingdom with an iron fist. But then things took a turn for the worse when a group of mischievous creepers invaded his land and blew everything to smithereens. Poor Drew was left with nothing but a pile of rubble and a broken heart.

But fear not, for 2025 is here and Drew is determined to make a comeback! With the help of his trusty bros, Vince and Tony, he’s ready to rebuild bigger and better than ever before. Will they succeed? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – it’s going to be one heck of a ride!

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you witness the epic saga of Drew and his bros unfold in all its glory? Plus, we have llama races, chicken jousting, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Come join Drew and his bros on their quest for redemption and hilarity. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Enchantments Applied:	50	Animals Bred:	145
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SnappedSMP – QuietKidGoneWild

Breaking Point, bullying, consequences, coping mechanisms, emotional breakdown, emotional turmoil, explosive anger, mental breakdown, mental health, nice kid, Outburst, psychological trauma, quiet kid, QuietKidGoneWild, school violence, SnappedSMP, snapping, social pressure, support system, suppressed emotions, unexpected behavior, warning signs

Have you ever wondered what would happen if the quiet kid in class finally snapped? Well, wonder no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have the perfect example of that! This player used to be the sweetest, most helpful member of the community. But one day, they just couldn’t take it anymore and went on a rampage, building giant statues of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks and unleashing an army of killer bunnies on unsuspecting players. Join our server if you want to witness the chaos and maybe even become friends with the newly unhinged player! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to snap and create your own diamond statue of doom.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	408	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

FoodieNightmares

childhood food aversion, childhood food fears, childhood food memories, childhood food trauma, childhood memories, childhood trauma, food anxiety, food aversion, food disgust, food fear, food phobia, food trauma healing, food trauma recovery, food trauma therapy, food-related trauma, FoodieNightmares, long-term effects of childhood food trauma, overcoming food trauma, picky eater, traumatic food events, traumatic food experiences

Are you still haunted by the memories of that one food that scarred you for life as a child? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special “Traumatizing Food” challenge where you can confront your food fears in a virtual world! Build giant broccoli monsters, create a maze made entirely of Brussels sprouts, or even battle a boss made out of your most dreaded childhood food. Join us and conquer your culinary demons in the most epic way possible!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4426	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SerialKillerWoman Minecraft Server

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so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where u can escape the real world craziness? well, u found the right place, my dude. this server is so lit, even a serial killer would wanna join.

imagine this, a woman charged with 3 murders in 3 days in canada, she was actually just tryna find diamonds in minecraft but got too into it and started killing players instead. now she’s a legend on our server, everyone wants to team up with her cuz she’s so good at pvp.

join us if u wanna be part of the madness, where even the most dangerous criminals can find a home. plus, we have free cookies at spawn, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join, amirite? come play with us, it’s gonna be a killer time.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Sinwar’s Qatar Revival

arab world, Communication, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Gaza Strip, Hamas Leader, international affairs, Killed, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Palestinian territories, peace negotiations, Politics, qatar, reconciliation, regional stability, renew contact, Revival, Sinwar, Sinwars, speculation

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where players can like, totally renew contact with Qatar? Yeah, apparently Sinwar was all like, “I’m not dead, I just respawned on this epic server!” And now he’s building sand castles with the Qataris and having a blast.

But wait, there’s more! This server has like, the most insane mods you’ve ever seen. You can ride on flying pigs, battle zombie llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers. It’s like a wild rave in the Minecraft world, dude.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that this server has the best loot you’ll ever find. Diamonds for days, enchanted gear for miles, and even a secret treasure chest filled with golden carrots. It’s like a Minecraft player’s dream come true.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet Sinwar and Qatar in person. It’s gonna be lit, bro.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Love Letters Sent:	20
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Void Armor Forged:	25	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3