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Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 100/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
Titanic Battles Fought: 20 Volcanoes Explored: 1
Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 2
Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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