Caledonian SMP: Where even the creepers have a Scottish accent! Now with Simple Voice Chat and 18+ shenanigans!

accent, age limit, Caledonian, Chat, Cheats, Community Events, Contests, CREEPERS, Discordintegration, Dynmap, Greifing, Hacks, Item duping, jei, minimap, Mods, optifine, Raiding, rules, scottish, Shenanigans, Simple, simple voice chat, smp, stealing, tnt duping, Trophies, VOICE, Whitelist

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7509
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Potions Brewed:	161
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

New Minecraft Servers

Caledonian SMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/i-dont-know-how-but-they-found-me/">Server</a>

Welcome to Caledonian SMP Server!

We’re a small Minecraft server focusing on the 1.21 update, with added features to enhance the gameplay experience. Join us for a fun and collaborative community!

Server Features:

Data Packs	Few datapacks for added gameplay
Plugins	Simple Voice Chat, DiscordIntegration, Dynmap (coming soon for 1.21)
Events	Regular server events and contests with custom trophies

Rules:

Be a good person. Respect others and use common sense.
No griefing, raiding, or stealing of other players’ builds or items.
No cheats or hacks. Certain mods allowed (optifine, minimap, JEI).
No item duping. TNT duping allowed, general item duping not allowed.
Must be 18 or older to join the server.

If you’re interested in joining, visit our Discord and apply!

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our Discord and follow the application process.
Are mods allowed on the server?	Some mods are allowed (optifine, minimap, JEI), refer to the rules for details.
What is the age requirement?	Players must be 18 or older to join.

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5557
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Holy Grails Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Dragons Tamed:	5
Emeralds Found:	3866	Magic Items Found:	4097
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Crops Grown:	3741
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2448
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3014
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ores Mined:	6017
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9689
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7537
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9033
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Magic Items Found:	5872	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Void Gems Collected:	24	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

SonicCraft – Speedy Adventures 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventures, dc comics, IDW, pixel world, Sonic booru, Sonic Christmas, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic General, sonic mod, Sonic News, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft, Speedy

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5851
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you love Sonic the Hedgehog? Do you wanna chat about all things Sonic with fellow fans? Join our Minecraft server for some epic Sonic discussions! We’ve got everything from Sonic Racing teasers to DC Comics collaborations. Plus, we’ve got a booru for all your Sonic OC needs! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s go fast together!

The Winning Box – Minecraft SMP Edition

Box, David Nyika, DAZN, December 21st, December 31st, Edition, espn, Fernando Martinez, I win edition, Jai Opetaia, January 24th, January 8th, Jin Sasaki, Kazuto Ioka, Minecraft, Naoya Inoue, Rene Bibiano, Sam Goodman, Shoki Sakai, sky sports, smp, Willibaldo Perez, winning, Yoshiki Takei, Yuttapong Tongdee

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3565
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Divine Spears Created:	23	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles that rival the intensity of Rene Bibiano vs. Willibaldo Perez, crazy PvP matches that will have you on the edge of your seat like Fernando Martinez vs. Kazuto Ioka, and team up with your friends to take down bosses like Jai Opetaia vs. David Nyika!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will have you feeling like a real-life adventurer. And don’t even get us started on the player-run events that happen every week – from spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience and see if you have what it takes to come out on top like Naoya Inoue vs. Sam Goodman!

MannersCraft Minecraft Server

Body language, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, confrontation etiquette, Cultural differences, etiquette awareness, international manners, Manners, MannersCraft, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal space, public behavior, public spaces, Respect, retail etiquette, rude behavior, Server, shopping etiquette, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4172
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8642

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where personal space is always respected! Are you tired of rude players invading your blocky bubble? Join us and never worry about someone’s stomach touching your virtual butt again!

On our server, we promote good manners and proper etiquette. No more British accent mocking or foreign language insults here! Just good old-fashioned fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and build your dream world without the fear of someone breathing down your neck. Join us now and experience the most polite and respectful Minecraft community out there! And remember, always say “excuse me” before taking someone’s virtual block of dirt!

CraftyCardCraze

books, co parenting, Court, CraftyCardCraze, Cult, custody, Divorce, education, empowerment, family conflict, freedom, high demand religion, INDEPENDENCE, LGBTQ, library card, parenting, reading, restrictions, Support, YA books

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9524
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	6852
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in freedom of choice just like this mom believes in letting her daughter choose her own books!

Join us if you want to break free from the constraints of a “high demand religion” (or cult, as some might say) and live your virtual life on your own terms. Build your own world, create your own rules, and let your creativity run wild!

Just like this mom supports her daughter’s right to education and self-expression, we support your right to build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. No restrictions here, just endless possibilities and endless fun!

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where you can be whoever you want to be and do whatever you want to do. And remember, just like this mom, we’ve got your back every step of the way. See you in the game!

HotMinecraftDates

attractive, charisma, denial, HotMinecraftDates, ignored, infatuation, Overlook, physical appearance, red flag, red flag attraction, red flag behavior, red flag dating, red flag mistakes, red flag signs, red flag warning, red flags in dating, red flags in love, red flags in relationships, relationship, toxic behavior, warning signs

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6337
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Ores Mined:	6705	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate hot spot for all things wild and wacky!

Join us if you’ve ever ignored a red flag just because someone was attractive – because on our server, we embrace all the craziness and chaos that comes with it!

Picture this: you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, only to realize it’s guarded by a group of flirtatious creepers who are just too good looking to resist. Or maybe you’ll come across a village where all the villagers are secretly supermodels in disguise.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and dive headfirst into a world of absurdity and hilarity, then come join us on our server. Who needs red flags when you can have a rainbow of fun instead?

NexusCraft: Save the Ecosystems!

#sustainability, Biodiversity loss, Bonn, climate change, conservation, conservation efforts, ecological balance, ecosystem collapse, ecosystems, Endangered species, environmental crisis, environmental degradation, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, extinction risk, global warming, interlinked, natural ecosystems, nexus approach, NexusCraft, Save, species extinction, United Nations University

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4248
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Void Gems Collected:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

hey u, ya u! wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u why u should! so, like, the united nations university in bonn said nearly one million species are like, at risk of extinction and stuff. but guess what? on our server, u can like, save all those species! u can build epic habitats for them and, like, protect them from all the bad stuff happening in the real world. plus, our natural ecosystems are like, totally not crumbling on our server! they’re thriving and full of life! so come join us and be a hero for all those endangered species! let’s save the world, one block at a time!

Locust Swarm Simulator

Africa, agriculture, agriculture technology, Asia, crop devastation, crop protection, desert locust, disaster prevention, environmental impact, food crops, food security, forecasting, insect behavior, LOCUST, locust infestation, national agencies, Pest Control, Pest Management, population prediction, SIMULATOR, sustainable farming, Swarm, swarm management

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	467
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Gods Slained:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

come join our epic server where we predict the behavior of desert locusts and use them to create insane challenges for players! imagine trying to build a house while being attacked by a swarm of locusts, it’s like a real-life survival mode! plus, our national agencies are always on hand to help manage the swarms before they destroy all the food crops in Africa and Asia. join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Infinity Isles

+18, Community, Discord, discord chat, Donation perks, Dynmap, East Coast, Events, Friendly, Infinity, Isles, LGBTQ, PvE, Resource worlds, Semi Vanilla, shopping district, smp, Staff, Toxicity, US, Vanilla, Whitelist, zero tolerance

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3779
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	7980
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Infinity Isles Minecraft Server

About Us:

Welcome to Infinity Isles! Join our active community. Infinity Isles is a semi-vanilla, whitelisted, 18+ server with various plugins to enhance gameplay and multiplayer experience.

Server Overview:

Feature	Description
Semi Vanilla	Primarily vanilla survival server with quality of life plugins
Whitelisted	Application process for new players to ensure a positive community
Server Location	Hosted on the East Coast of the US for optimal connection
Shopping District	Player-run shopping district for creative shops
Events	Scheduled and off-scheduled events with prizes
Resource Worlds	Special portals for gathering materials in different dimensions
No Pay-To-Win	Donation perks are non-P2W, with proceeds going towards server improvements
Staff	Friendly staff team available for assistance
Discord	Active community on Discord for communication and events

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, apply on our Discord server at [LINK]

Q: Are there age restrictions for joining?

A: Yes, the server is 18+ only

Q: Are there any special events on the server?

A: Yes, we have scheduled bi-weekly events and off-scheduled shenanigans like Storage Wars and Charity Events

Q: Can I donate to the server?

A: Yes, donation perks are available, but they are non-P2W

Q: How can I contact staff for assistance?

A: You can reach out to our friendly staff team on Discord or in-game

Rebel Kingdoms 1.20.2

1.20.2, feminism, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender hierarchy, gender inequality, Gender norms, gender oppression, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Kingdoms, male dominance, male entitlement, male privilege, Marriage, Misogyny, patriarchy, rebel, social justice, toxic masculinity, women’s liberation, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3546
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Void Gems Collected:	33
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you – this server is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through the twisted minds of male entitlement.

Imagine a world where dudes can’t just enslave women with their patriarchal marriage BS. It’s like a total mind trip, man. But don’t worry, we’ve got all the chaos and shenanigans you could ever want in a Minecraft server.

Join us and experience the wildest, most outrageous adventures that will make you question everything you thought you knew about reality. Trust me, you won’t regret it. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s get weird together!

Elderly Minecraft SMP Vibes

aging, appreciation, bittersweet, CHANGE, Elderly, emotional impact, Evolution, growing older, hindsight, life experiences, life lessons, Maturity, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, personal growth, perspective, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, sentimentality, smp, time passing, VIBES, wisdom

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2995
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a responsible adult? Well, come join our insane Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of chickens armed with diamond swords. Why? Because in our world, the chickens are the rulers and they don’t take kindly to outsiders. But don’t worry, you can join forces with the cows who have a secret underground resistance movement against the chicken overlords.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers go to let loose and dance the night away. Just watch out for the DJ skeleton who only plays spooky scary skeletons on repeat.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because this shit hits different when you’re older and ready to embrace the madness! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve experienced before.