Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 29 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 33 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4537 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Picture this: you log in to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant pink Minecraft pig cake, just like the one that caused a family feud in real life. But this time, the cake is blue, just to mess with your BIL who can’t handle a little bit of pink frosting.
But that’s not all – we have Mom Water seltzers that are secretly alcoholic, just waiting to be mistakenly consumed by unsuspecting family members. Watch as your BIL goes from sober to angry drunk in record time, all thanks to your sneaky server antics.
Join now for a chance to ruin relationships, break sobriety, and cause more drama than a soap opera. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!
