CakeCrafty Cousins

adulting, baking, BIAS, Cake, CakeCrafty, Communication, Conflict Resolution, cookout, cousins, family, family dynamics, family gathering, joint ownership, pantry stand, Picnic, problem solving, space issue, tradition, Trust, vacation, vacation property

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3667
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Towns Built:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we solve family drama with cake! Join us for a wild adventure filled with tiny countertops, sassy aunts, and vertical space solutions.

Are you tired of being treated like a kid when you’re actually an adult with mad baking skills? Well, on our server, you can prove everyone wrong by baking a cake that will blow their minds (and their taste buds).

We’ve got crazy aunts who will do anything to stop you from baking that cake, but fear not, we’ve got vertical pantry stands to save the day! Watch as Aunt Beatrice sulks and rolls her eyes at the sight of your delicious creation.

Join us now and show everyone that you’re not just a Minecraft player, you’re a master baker who can conquer any obstacle (even if it’s a lack of safe food storage). Don’t listen to the haters who say it’s not your place to fix the space issue – on our server, anything is possible, even turning a family picnic into a baking showdown.

DumbPrideMC SMP

arrogance, Boasting, bragging, dumb, DumbPrideMC, egotistical, empty boasting, Foolish, meaningless, pride, self-absorbed, self-aggrandizement, self-centered, self-glorification, self-importance, self-promotion, Shallow, showing off, smp, superficial, trivial, Vanity

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6768
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Potions Brewed:	155	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Underground Cities Explored:	4

OMG, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato and worships it as a god. And another player who only communicates in dolphin noises. It’s like a zoo in there, but with blocks and stuff.

And get this, there’s a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the chickens in the game. They’re like, “Cluck cluck, motherclucker!” and they go around with diamond swords trying to take out every chicken they see. It’s chaos, man.

But the best part is the annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. They have llamas dressed up in costumes racing around a track while players bet on who will win. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but way weirder.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. It’s a total circus, but in a good way. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who take pride in being completely bonkers? It’s a whole new level of dumb, and it’s awesome.

CraftyConspiracyCraft

billionaire, CONSERVATIVE, conspiracy theorists, CraftyConspiracyCraft, Government, political agenda, political beliefs, political control, political corruption, political extremism, political ideology, political influence, political manipulation, political system, Politics, power dynamics, right wing, Trump administration, Trump supporters, US government, wealthy elite

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	123
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	27

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Join our Minecraft server, where the only conspiracy theories you’ll find are about who stole all the diamonds from the communal chest! Our billionaire owner may not be running the government, but they sure know how to create an epic virtual world filled with endless possibilities. So come join us and build your own empire, because who needs politics when you have pixelated pigs and exploding creepers to worry about?

Protein Mix-Up Craft

Craft, mixup, protein

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3971
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Towns Built:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15

So, liek, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! We got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ da cha-cha, and chickens layin’ diamonds!

One time, I saw a player build a house outta cake and then it started raining gummy bears! And don’t even get me started on da secret underground lair filled with treasure and lava slides.

Plus, if u join dis server, u get superpowers like shootin’ laser beams outta ur eyes and flyin’ on a magic carpet made of rainbow sheep wool.

So, what are u waitin’ for? Come join da fun and chaos on dis Minecraft server! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

smp, Straight..

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8802
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6845	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Straight Up Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

Features:

PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protection.
Stable server performance.
No world resets. Ever.
Minor quality of life changes.
Unobtrusive but effective anticheat.
No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or economy plugins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, land claims or protections are not allowed on the server.
Are there world resets?	No, the overworld has never been reset since the server’s founding date.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.
Are there any quality of life changes?	Yes, there are minor quality of life changes such as obtaining player heads and preventing phantom spawns with cookies.
Are there economy plugins or factions?	No, the server focuses on vanilla survival gameplay without currency, factions, or economy plugins.

Time Overlap Craft 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, building, Craft, creativity, cunny, Exploration, FANTASY, Friends, Gaming, King, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, overlap, role playing, Sandbox, strategy, Survival, teamwork, Time, video games, virtual world

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4861
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is where the party never stops and the mobs are always ready to boogie down with you.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses while riding a rainbow unicorn. Yup, that’s the kind of crazy shiz you can do on this server.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – it’s like Gladiator meets Hunger Games meets a dance-off. You’ll be slaying zombies one minute and busting out your best floss dance move the next.

Plus, the community here is lit AF. You’ll meet fellow gamers who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. Together, you’ll conquer dungeons, build epic fortresses, and maybe even start a llama-worshipping cult.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! Cunny and King for life, baby!

DiamondDough Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, budgeting, children, Communication, Conflict, DEBT, DiamondDough, family finances, Family Support, financial bind, financial management, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, Financial Stability, Minecraft, pawn necklace, Philippines, RESPONSIBILITY, SAVING, Selfishness, Server, shared money, Trust

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3450
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Are you tired of financial drama in your Minecraft world? Join our server and escape the real-life money woes! We promise no one will pawn their virtual necklace to help their sister pay off debt here.

Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the financial bind of real life. No more arguments over budgeting or saving for your daughter’s birthday – on our server, you can spend your virtual money however you please!

Plus, we have a strict “no childish behavior” policy. Say goodbye to spouses who refuse to touch shared money but still complain about financial difficulties. On our server, everyone is expected to act like responsible adults (or at least responsible Minecraft players).

So come join us and leave your financial troubles behind. Who knew escaping reality could be so fun?

HeirloomHoarderMC

bitter, family conflict, family heirloom, Gold bracelet, Grandma, HeirloomHoarderMC, Hoarding, Mother, oldest child, passed down, Possession, refusal, responsible one, selfish, sister, Spite, tradition, unmarried, Upset, wedding gift

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6940
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	26	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	2500	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that values responsibility and appreciation? Look no further than our server, where we understand the importance of passing down valuable items like a gold bracelet from generation to generation.

Join us and experience the thrill of holding onto precious items, just like the oldest sibling in a family. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll have to make the tough decision of whether to pass it on to your younger sibling for their wedding!

Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement of family heirlooms on our server. Join now and show off your responsible side by holding onto that virtual bracelet with all your might. Trust us, it’s worth it!

MoodKiller Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, MoodKiller, smp

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	424
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Divine Spears Created:	28
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we ride around on flying pigs, it’s insane. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes, like how cool is that?? Plus, we have weekly dance parties where we all wear diamond armor and do the chicken dance, it’s a riot. So come on, join us and let’s have the time of our lives in this crazy Minecraft world! And to answer the question, I think the song “Baby Shark” would totally kill the mood during sex, like imagine trying to get it on and all you can hear is “doo doo doo doo doo doo” in the background, no thanks 😂😂😂.

TariffCraft: Pause & Play 30

Canada, discussions, economic impact, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, import/export, international trade, long tail tags, mexico, negotiations, North America, pause, Play, political strategy, tariff strategy, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade deals, trade war, trump

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3903
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Void Armor Forged:	20
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of boring old politics and trade deals? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing we’re trading is diamonds for emeralds! Who needs NAFTA when you can have a NAFD (Not Another F***ing Deal) with your fellow blocky buddies? Plus, our server is so lit that even Trump would want to build a wall around it (but don’t worry, we’ll make him pay for it in gold blocks)! Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

VoltCraft – Shockingly Good Fun!

#Automotive, Automotive Market, Decline, Decrease, electric cars, electric vehicle market, electric vehicles, EU, european union, ev, Fun, Good, Industry, market, Plunge, Sales, sales drop, second biggest, Shockingly, tesla, tesla model 3, Tesla Motors, vehicle sales, Voltcraft

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	632
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Farms Harvested:	201
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Zombie Dances:	7	Crops Grown:	7877
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Runes Activated:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

LOL u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a virtual tesla dealership but instead of cars we sell diamond pickaxes and enchanted armor! our sales have plunged 63% in the EU’s second-biggest EV market cuz all the villagers keep stealing our loot! come join us and help us fight off the pesky villagers and reclaim our riches! plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the server with stacks of diamonds and emeralds just waiting to be found! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Brain Blocks & Plastic Pixels

accumulation, blocks, Body, Brain, Environmental, environmental impact, health, human health, ingestion, ingestion pathway, liver, microplastic ingestion, microplastic pollution, microplastics, organ accumulation, pixels, Plastic, plastic particles, plastic waste, Pollution, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1645
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Endless Night Skies:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	5318
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic server in the universe! why should u join, u ask? well let me tell u a little story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. they became the richest player on the server and ruled over all with an iron fist. but then, a group of evil players banded together to overthrow them and a massive war broke out. it was chaos and destruction everywhere, but oh so much fun!

if that’s not enough to convince u to join, how about this: we have a secret underground base where u can brew potions that give u superpowers. fly like a bird, swim like a fish, or shoot fireballs from ur hands. the possibilities are endless!

so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe and let the adventure begin! oh, and did i mention there’s free cake for all new players? yum!

ConniskoSMP

auction house, bounty system, Crate System, Cross-Play, Economy, Kits, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Player Claims, Player Shops, Player Vaults, PvE, PvP, Redstone, Rtp, Server, Shop, smp, Spawners, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2694
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

ConniskoSMP Featuring -A fully working Economy System! Earn money and become the richest player on the server! -A server shop (With spawners!) to spend your hard earned cash! -A player shop system to make shops of your own, or sell to others. -RTP To randomly teleport anywhere around the world! -A auction house system to quickly list your items for sale, or to buy items from other players! -Player claims so you can claim parts of the world as your own! -Kits to get you started on your adventure and to help you out along the way! -A crate system, get a free key every 12 hours for simply playing on the server. Test your luck! -A bounty system if you really want a player dead! -Player vaults to store your valuable items! Come Join!

31.214.162.141:25726

Gemstone

Anarchy, bedrock, competitive, Cross-Play, Earth, gemstone, java, LifeSteal, Performant, Players, PvP, Reliable, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3841
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Dragons Tamed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Gemstone was created for both Java and Bedrock players to establish a performant, reliable, and competitive PvP experience for all players.

play.gemstone.gg

Nomisma

bedrock, chat games, Discord, Economy, home, item shop, java, Land Claims, Nomisma, optifine, Parties, pay to win, PORT, ptp, resetting world, semi anarchy, server auction house, Vanilla, Vote Shop, xp share

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5471
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Star Shards Collected:	279	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	326
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Nomisma Minecraft Server Overview
Economy
Item Shop and Vote Shop	Party’s with features such as ptp and xp share
Server Auction House	/home up to 3
Chat Games	No land claims or protected spawn
Discord linked with game chat and auctions	No pay to win features
Never resetting world
Server Rules: No Cheating or Hacks
Clients:	Optifine, Vanilla, Bedrock
Join Today With IP 》》》 Semianarchy.com 《《《
Java 1.21.4	Bedrock 1.21.51 Port: 19132

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I use cheats or hacks on the server?	No, cheating or hacks are not allowed on the server.
Are there any land claims or protected spawn areas?	No, there are no land claims or protected spawn areas.
Are there any pay-to-win features on the server?	No, there are no pay-to-win features on the server.
How many homes can I set on the server?	You can set up to 3 homes on the server.
What clients are supported on the server?	Optifine, Vanilla, and Bedrock clients are supported.

Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, adult content, adult entertainment, banned, Censorship, controversial, ethical concerns, explicit material, Exploitation, HARMFUL, harmful behavior, harmful effects, mental health, moral debate, mystic, objectification, pornography, Quest, Realm, Regulation, societal harm, societal impact, societal norms

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6225
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Magic Items Found:	3848	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Yo, forget about porn, bro! Join our Minecraft server instead and let your imagination run wild! No more being a porn-brained idiot, let’s build some epic structures and explore crazy worlds together! Plus, who needs porn when you can mine for diamonds and battle creepers? Trust me, this server is way more exciting than any dirty video. So come on, join us and let’s craft our way to victory!