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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 219 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Towns Built: | 10 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 63 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 |
Join us and experience a world where potlucks are truly potlucks, where the only currency is diamonds and emeralds, not cash. Build your dream castle, mine for rare resources, and never worry about being guilt-tripped into paying for someone else’s expenses.
And if you ever encounter a player trying to pull a fast one on you, just remember to channel your inner m30 and stand up for yourself. Who knew Minecraft could teach you valuable life lessons about setting boundaries and saying no to cake extortionists? Join us now and let the fun (and absurdity) begin!