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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 299 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Ores Mined: | 8527 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 93 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 732654 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 |
Join us and experience a world where potlucks are truly potlucks, where the only currency is diamonds and emeralds, not cash. Build your dream castle, mine for rare resources, and never worry about being guilt-tripped into paying for someone else’s expenses.
And if you ever encounter a player trying to pull a fast one on you, just remember to channel your inner m30 and stand up for yourself. Who knew Minecraft could teach you valuable life lessons about setting boundaries and saying no to cake extortionists? Join us now and let the fun (and absurdity) begin!