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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 520 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 |
Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping mixtapes! And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’re like the Kardashians of the Minecraft world, always causing drama and gossip.
But the real reason you should join our SMP? Well, let’s just say that one time a player accidentally turned their entire base into a giant potato farm and now they’re known as the Potato King. True story.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you can survive the madness that is our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything – because on this server, anything can happen.