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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 8619 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 9 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 429 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping mixtapes! And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’re like the Kardashians of the Minecraft world, always causing drama and gossip.
But the real reason you should join our SMP? Well, let’s just say that one time a player accidentally turned their entire base into a giant potato farm and now they’re known as the Potato King. True story.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you can survive the madness that is our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything – because on this server, anything can happen.