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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 9234 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
New Chunks Explored: | 762870 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 60 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Crops Grown: | 2679 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping mixtapes! And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’re like the Kardashians of the Minecraft world, always causing drama and gossip.
But the real reason you should join our SMP? Well, let’s just say that one time a player accidentally turned their entire base into a giant potato farm and now they’re known as the Potato King. True story.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you can survive the madness that is our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything – because on this server, anything can happen.