Caca Poopoo’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, bathroom blues, bathroom humor, bathroom problems, Bowel Movements, Caca, CacaPoopoo, comedic relief, digestive issues, Epic, funny poop, gross humor, humorous anecdotes, Minecraft, nothing to live for, poop humor, poop jokes, poop life, poop struggles, Poopoos, shat, smp, stinky situations, toilet humor, toilet troubles

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2825
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1024
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5753	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who goes by the name “No 5” and let’s just say, he’s had a rough time. He shat and now he has nothing to live for, but he’s determined to make the most out of his Minecraft experience. Join our server and witness the epic journey of No 5 as he navigates through the world, trying to find purpose once again. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own reason to keep on crafting and building in this crazy world. So come join us and see what adventures await on our server!

BusinessCraft City Roleplay

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7766
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Are you ready to explore a new role play server? BusinessCraft is a minecraft-survival City Roleplay server that uses custom easy to use plugins to simulate aspects of a real city. The server includes a wide selection of jobs such as: Engineer, Miner, Lumberjack, Doctor, Lawyer and many more! This server also has a government and democratic elections!Live in a cozy house in the suburbs while building your business empire downtown. You can start businesses ranging from agriculture to manufacturing, scale your business into a large corporation or keep it a small local business, or you can work for another company and enjoy everything else the city has to offer!The city has lots to explore, you can rent apartments including penthouses, explore easter eggs like the sewers, or venture into the acres of wildlife preserve just outside city limits! Buses, trains, subways, and planes can help you travel throughout the city and world. Nearly everything built within the city is player owned and operated.

play.mcbusinesscraft.com

GoldenSky Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4535
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	130	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

The GoldenSky server has been around since 2013 and is 10 years old this year! Over the years it has included many players who have collected very personal memories in the game and with other players. The focus of the server is the game modes SkyBlock and Survival.

play.golden-sky.de

Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8263
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Zombie Dances:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

rhorizons.apexmc.co:25602

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9515
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magic Items Found:	5486	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

play.aethersmp.com

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7774
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mines Excavated:	1528
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Star Shards Collected:	181	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

play.bloomsmp.net

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1509
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Void Armor Forged:	28	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Enchantments Applied:	261
Falling into the Void:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5722
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Crops Grown:	8168
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8444
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	41
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	223179
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

gratopia.gg

HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9587
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Crops Grown:	9751

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9703
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9861	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3673
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Emeralds Found:	3661	Undead Armies Raised:	3

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

play.haxmc.fun

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4883
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4443
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	90	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Play.hjonkcraft.com

Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7742
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Animals Bred:	188	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	39
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

play.mcarcadia.com

Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1834
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

play.safe-haven.me:25645