Caca Poopoo’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who goes by the name “No 5” and let’s just say, he’s had a rough time. He shat and now he has nothing to live for, but he’s determined to make the most out of his Minecraft experience. Join our server and witness the epic journey of No 5 as he navigates through the world, trying to find purpose once again. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own reason to keep on crafting and building in this crazy world. So come join us and see what adventures await on our server!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1973
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	183

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	25

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	86	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Minecraft SMP, Parkour, and OneBlock server with both Java & Bedrock cross-play support! Tons of features such as custom enchants, slimefun, skills, player-selected difficulty, and much more!Java Port: 25565 Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Buildings Constructed:	38	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

PandaCraft is a unique Survival server known for its “quality of life” plugins to make the Survival experience better. You can play with your friends, or even meet new friends! The server runs on 1.20+ and supports both Java & Bedrock players!What makes us unique? Custom Modeled Cosmetics, Player Warps, Player Economy, Claiming System, Voting ranks, and so much more!We strive to create the most fair survival server possible. We don’t sell ranks, keys, or items that gives other players advantages over you. We truly just want to have fun and connect with you, and we can’t wait to see you soon!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MineFrost Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

DemonsLand Season 3

Economy, LifeSteal

Demons Land is A Public Lifesteal Server. By Playing here You can Enhance your Lifesteal Experience.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1728	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MCSugars

Economy, Survival

MCSugars is a survival server based on a diamond economy, with loads of cool features including land claims, pwarps, chest shops, crates, marriage and more

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MitoloskaSLO

Economy, Survival

Slovenian survival server because you start as a servant and can become a GOD! Come and join! more in the video: https://youtu.be/nIFqOfCyZBU

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

NiftySMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Looking for a Casual yet engaging Earth Survival Server with a Tycoon-style RPG experience? Look no further than NiftySMP! With Towny, you can claim your own territory and build prosperous cities and nations with friends! Earn money through Jobs and McMMO, create your own Player Shops and sell items in the Auction House! With over 1300+ Custom Quests and 28 Custom Ranks to climb, there are always new perks and rewards waiting for you on play.niftysmp.com! Join us today and start your adventure!Supported Versions: ◆ (1.18.x – 1.20.4)Features: ◆ 1:1000 Custom Earth Map and Dynmap ◆ No-War & No-Grief Survival using Towny ◆ Custom Ranking System, Quests & More!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.