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| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 1091 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 368 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
| Potions Brewed: | 156 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
so like, imagine this, right? you join our minecraft server and it’s like going on a wild adventure on a boat, but instead of just sailing around, you’re listening to the seafloor like a spy or something. we got this super long cable that we drag along the ocean floor and we’re like, “what’s up, tectonic plates, spill the tea!”
you gotta join our server because we’re uncovering all the secrets of the Cascadia Subduction Zone, like we’re basically detectives but in the ocean. who knows what kind of crazy stuff we’ll find down there? maybe Atlantis or a giant squid or something.
so yeah, if you wanna be part of a top-secret mission to uncover the mysteries of the deep, then join our minecraft server. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.
