Cable Connoisseur Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that will make you question your sanity (in a good way, of course).

Need a cable to connect your microphone to your focusrite scarlett? We got you covered! Not only do we have the best deals on cables, but we also have magical cables that can turn your microphone into a talking unicorn. Yes, you heard that right – a talking unicorn!

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you mine for diamonds while riding a flying pig, battle a horde of zombie chickens, and build a castle made entirely of cheese? Only on our server, of course!

Don’t miss out on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8910	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

The Flipping SMP – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you dare to face off against a group of players who are as unpredictable as a creeper in a redstone factory. Our server is filled with wild adventures, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera in the Nether.

But why should you join this madness, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying llamas. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye, where the only rule is that there are no rules, then this is the place for you. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and come join us on this wild ride. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PetPanicCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any irresponsible pet owners like the OP’s mom! Join us and escape the chaos of taking care of endless animals by immersing yourself in a world where you can build and create without the worry of cleaning up after bunnies or mice.

Our server is the perfect place for those who want to escape the real world drama and dive into a virtual world filled with adventure and fun. No more cleaning up after neglected pets, just pure Minecraft enjoyment!

So come join us and leave behind the madness of irresponsible pet owners. Build your dream world, explore new realms, and never worry about cleaning up bunny poop again! Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a house full of neglected animals.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

BelieveItOrNotMC SMP

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Did you know that on our Minecraft SMP, the pigs have formed their own political party and are lobbying for equal rights with players? Join us and witness the epic battle between the Pig Party and the Chicken Coalition for control of the server! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by the Endermen every Saturday night. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures and wackiest shenanigans on this server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

BaggageCraft2021

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Are you still holding onto last year’s baggage like a Minecraft hoarder? Well, it’s time to let it go and join our server for some epic virtual therapy!

Our server is like a magical dumpster where you can toss all your past drama and build a new, drama-free life. We’ve got pixelated therapists ready to help you mine through your emotional blocks and craft a brighter future.

Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself visits our server disguised as a chicken to spread wisdom and good vibes. So why hold onto something so long when you can join us and let it go in the most hilarious and cathartic way possible? Let’s dig deep and craft a better tomorrow together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Kherson Hunt Minecraft Server

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are you BORED of the same old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have HUMAN SAFARI! yes, you heard that right. we have russian drones hunting down kherson civilians for your entertainment. watch as they run for their lives while you mine and build in peace. it’s like a real-life hunger games, but in minecraft! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and a chance to witness some crazy shenanigans. trust us, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the games begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

GazaCraft: Rescuing Yazidi Women

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yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where we got Israel out here rescuing Yazidi women from Gaza like it’s no big deal. this server is so lit, we got ISIS trying to kidnap people but Israel swoops in like a superhero and saves the day. join now to witness the craziest rescues and adventures you’ve ever seen in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it. #IsraelSavesTheDay #MinecraftHeroes

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Magic Items Found:	8614

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Revenge SMP: Where turning around can lead to some serious plot twists! Vanilla with a side of chaos. Now with voice plugin!

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Turnabout Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Events	We are just entering a Halloween event, as well as planning the museum
Inclusivity	Welcome everyone to play in a safe and friendly environment
Quality of Life Addons	Includes One Player Sleep, Mob and Player Heads, Voice Chat, and more!
Shopping and Minigames District	Enjoy shopping and participating in various minigames
Mayoral Elections	Players can participate in elections to make decisions for the district
Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins	Protection against theft and griefing with rollback capabilities
24/7 Uptime	Server is always online and ready for players

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the Turnabout Minecraft Server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/Yga84m78bJ to get started and meet new friends.

Q: Is the server whitelist-only?

A: Yes, Turnabout is a 16+ whitelist server to maintain a friendly and mature community.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. Please refer to the server’s discord for more information.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Potions Brewed:	156	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy challenges and requests that will have you questioning your sanity.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to spawn here. We’ve got a ComfyUI that will make you feel like you’re lounging in a virtual hammock, an Automatic1111 mode for beginners who want to dive headfirst into the chaos, and a Forge (A1111 Fork) that will have you questioning reality itself.

But wait, there’s more! Want to control your own net of madness? Check out our Controlnet feature that will have you feeling like a virtual puppet master. And don’t forget to try out our LoRa Training, where you’ll learn how to communicate with aliens using only your mind (Disclaimer: we are not responsible for any intergalactic wars that may result).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this journey of insanity and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave soul!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Potions Brewed:	113	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Proud Porn Addicts Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we embrace our inner weirdness and have a blast! Forget about building epic structures or surviving against mobs, our main goal here is to see who can collect the most outrageous items in-game.

Join us if you want to show off your collection of bizarre and hilarious items, like a giant statue of a potato or a house made entirely out of cheese. And don’t worry about judgment, because we’re all about celebrating our quirks here.

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground club where players proudly display their questionable mousepads and figurines. Who knew being a porn addict could be so entertaining in Minecraft?

So come on over and join the fun! Just make sure to leave your judgment at the door and embrace the chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing until you cry at the absurdity of it all.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6673	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Secret Passages Found:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Dad’s 3rd Wedding vs Career Workshop Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living life according to someone else’s plans? Do you want to make your mark on the world in a way that’s truly your own? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can break free from the expectations of others and create your own path!

Just like the player in this story, you can choose to prioritize your own dreams and ambitions over family obligations. Who needs to attend a third wedding when you can embark on a life-changing workshop abroad? Make decisions that are truly selfish and put yourself first!

On our server, you can build your own empire, explore vast landscapes, and make choices that shape your own destiny. Don’t let anyone tell you how to live your life – join us and start living on your own terms!

So, are you ready to be the master of your own fate? Join our Minecraft server now and start creating the life you truly want!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

KidzCraftKareGoneWrong

Babysitting, child care services, childcare, compromise, diva, family, healthy diet, inflation, Kids, KidzCraftKareGoneWrong, layoff, menu, MONEY, new job, Routine, Schedule, sister, stay at home mom, unemployed, unrealistic demands

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more flexible than my sister’s schedule for her kids? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for parents who don’t want to deal with diva demands and unrealistic expectations.

Join our server and experience the freedom to play however you want, without worrying about approved menus or strict schedules. We won’t give you a tummy ache with our virtual food options, and your kids can eat whatever they want (in-game, of course).

Don’t be stuck at home with a demanding sister and her royal children – come play on our server and let loose! Who needs babysitters when you have a virtual world to escape to? Join now and leave the drama behind!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Secret Passages Found:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

AlbumRater Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a ten/ten album – pure fire! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that’s tighter than a creeper’s grip on its TNT. Trust us, you won’t find a better place to build, mine, and craft your way to greatness. So why wait? Join now and experience the most lit Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mines Excavated:	2295
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Blocky Blues – MineCraft Server

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The worst thing about depression is not being able to find diamonds in Minecraft! But fear not, on our server, we guarantee you will find diamonds within the first 5 minutes of joining. That’s right, our world is filled with sparkly gems just waiting for you to mine them. And if that’s not enough to cheer you up, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Friday night. So come join us and let’s turn those frowns upside down!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

KidnappedCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we condemn moscow for abducting children in ukraine by building an army of pixelated warriors to fight for justice! we may not be able to stop real world conflicts but we sure can make a difference in the virtual world! plus, our server has a secret underground base filled with treasure and mythical creatures waiting to be discovered. join now and be a part of the most epic battle for justice and loot!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Farms Harvested:	438	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Star Shards Collected:	196

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

BorisCraft: BugGate at My Crib!

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OMG FOLKS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, ZOMBIES THAT SING JUSTIN BIEBER SONGS, AND SKELETONS THAT DO THE FLOSS!

ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF U BUILD A HOUSE OUT OF DIAMOND BLOCKS, A MAGICAL LLAMA WILL APPEAR AND GIVE U UNLIMITED DIAMONDS!

PLUS, OUR MODS ARE LIKE FAIRY GODPARENTS ON CRACK, THEY’LL GRANT U WISHES LIKE TURNING UR PET PIG INTO A FLYING UNICORN OR GIVING U A DIAMOND SWORD THAT SHOOTS OUT FIREWORKS!

SO JOIN NOW BEFORE BORIS JOHNSON’S BUGS INVADE UR BATHROOM TOO! #MINECRAFTMADNESS #CRAZYCRAFTSERVER

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9651	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	471
Star Shards Collected:	178	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.