New Minecraft Servers

Butthurt Belter’s Rope Minecraft Server

Butthurt Belter’s Rope Minecraft Server

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of getting roped into drama by those pesky butthurt belters? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict no butthurt belter policy! Join us and say goodbye to the drama and hello to endless fun and adventure.

But wait, there’s more! Legend has it that our server is actually a portal to another dimension where you can mine diamonds with unicorns, build castles with talking animals, and battle evil mobs with your trusty pet dragon. Who needs reality when you have our crazy Minecraft world to escape to?

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the butthurt belters behind. Your soul will thank you for it!

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  • Epic Quest Realms 1.21.1

    Epic Quest Realms 1.21.1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, forget about those lame AI sites that censor themselves like a bunch of prudes. Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with characters that have more personality than your ex-girlfriend’s mood swings. You’ll hear voices that will make you question your sanity, but in a good way. Don’t trust the plebbit reviews, come see for yourself the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. Join now and let the madness begin!

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  • DadSammichDenier

    DadSammichDenier

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and tension of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your stepdad sandwich-making woes behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about being called a brat or a pig for leaving a dirty dish in the sink. In fact, we encourage it! The dirtier the dishes, the better. And if you don’t feel like cooking for anyone but yourself, that’s totally fine. We believe in independence and self-sufficiency here.

    Plus, if you ever need a break from the insults and hypocrisy of real life, just log on to our server and build yourself a fortress of solitude. No stepdads allowed!

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the drama. You deserve a break, and we’ve got just the place for you.

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  • SunshineCraft – Photosynthesis Evolution

    SunshineCraft – Photosynthesis Evolution

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine if you join this epic minecraft server, right? like, you’ll be able to do all sorts of crazy stuff, like photosynthesize like a plant! yeah, you heard me right, you can become a human plant on this server!

    just imagine walking around, soaking up the sun and turning it into energy. you’ll be the envy of all the other players, trust me. and who knows, maybe one day you’ll even evolve to the point where you don’t need food anymore, just sunlight.

    so come on, join this server and start your journey to becoming a photosynthesizing minecraft master! it’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure.

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  • Cordierite’s Cool Crafters

    Cordierite’s Cool Crafters

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have CORDIERITE MG2AL4SI5O18 as our main building material! this mineral is so OP that it can resist ANY temperature changes, just like our server can resist any haters trying to bring us down.

    we did a study and found out that cordierite is basically indestructible in the game, just like our players who never back down from a challenge. join us and build the most epic structures with this amazing mineral, show off your skills and dominate the server like a boss.

    don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this revolutionary server, where cordierite is king and the possibilities are endless. come join us now and be part of something truly extraordinary!

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  • Shoujo Space Boy 1.21.3

    Shoujo Space Boy 1.21.3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, if you’re into shoujo but still got that dude energy, then this Minecraft server is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with sparkly unicorns, magical girls, and heartwarming romances.

    You’ll be building castles fit for a princess while battling evil forces with your kawaii powers.

    Don’t question it, just embrace the madness and dive into a world where gender norms are thrown out the window.

    Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s make some magical memories together!

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