Butthurt Belter’s Rope Minecraft Server

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant oil tanker appears outta nowhere, but don’t worry, we’ll kick that sucker out faster than you can say “creeper”.

plus, we have the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. like, one time, someone built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. it was both hilarious and impressive.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats? yeah, it’s a thing.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding pigs, then come join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.