New Minecraft Servers

Butthurt Belter’s Rope Minecraft Server

Butthurt Belter’s Rope Minecraft Server

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of getting roped into drama by those pesky butthurt belters? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict no butthurt belter policy! Join us and say goodbye to the drama and hello to endless fun and adventure.

But wait, there’s more! Legend has it that our server is actually a portal to another dimension where you can mine diamonds with unicorns, build castles with talking animals, and battle evil mobs with your trusty pet dragon. Who needs reality when you have our crazy Minecraft world to escape to?

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the butthurt belters behind. Your soul will thank you for it!

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  • Oil Tanker Rejectors

    Oil Tanker Rejectors

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    so, like, come join our totally rad minecraft server where we reject oil tankers sanctioned by the US on friday! we’re all about that eco-friendly vibe, man.

    imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant oil tanker appears outta nowhere, but don’t worry, we’ll kick that sucker out faster than you can say “creeper”.

    plus, we have the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. like, one time, someone built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. it was both hilarious and impressive.

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats? yeah, it’s a thing.

    so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding pigs, then come join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Nitro Oxy Poop Zone

    Nitro Oxy Poop Zone

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    haha come join our epic minecraft server where the atmosphere is 78% nitrogen, 21% oxygen, and also a few tons of bird poop like wtf that’s crazy right? imagine playing minecraft surrounded by bird poop, it’s like a real life adventure! also did i mention we have flying pigs and dancing llamas? yea, that’s right, you can ride a flying pig while watching llamas bust a move. join now for the ultimate wacky minecraft experience!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • OrphanCraft: 2.9 Mil & Counting

    OrphanCraft: 2.9 Mil & Counting

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    Are you tired of being a lonely orphan in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where you can build a family of blocky characters who will never leave you! With over 2.9 million children already experiencing the death of a parent or grandparent, you’ll fit right in with our grief-stricken community.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will distract you from your real-life sorrows. Build a virtual family, explore new worlds, and fight off pixelated monsters with your newfound friends. Who needs real parents when you have a Minecraft family to support you?

    Join now and escape the harsh realities of orphanhood with our wacky and welcoming Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you have virtual blocks to build with?

    New Minecraft Server
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  • PokeTrials – Cobblemon

    PokeTrials – Cobblemon

    New Minecraft Servers

    Embark on a Pokémon Journey Like No Other – Welcome to PokeTrials! A custom-developed adventure blending Pokémon Go mechanics with a unique Cobblemon twist. Test your skills in automated gyms, explore elemental regions, collect AURA Pokémon, and shape a vibrant world alongside our community.

    Your adventure starts here!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • RAID Pixelmon

    RAID Pixelmon

    New Minecraft Servers

    Small community Pixelmon server. Lowkey and chill vibes. Community Events and Updates!!

    Pixelmon Mod – 1.16.5 – 9.1.13 IP: RAIDPixelmon.apexmc.co

    RAIDPixelmon.apexmc.co Click to copy

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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