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| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 5111 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 45 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic cuz it’s like a magical land where u can replace all the gross animal fats with, like, super cool plant unsaturated fats. it’s like a health spa for ur Minecraft character, dude. u can, like, literally see the blood fat profiles changing in real time as u make the switch. it’s like a science experiment but in Minecraft. plus, the oil looks so shiny and pretty in the game, it’s like u have a fancy chef cooking for u all the time. join now and level up ur health game while u play Minecraft, it’s like a win-win situation, bro.
