join our epic minecraft server for the most insane adventure of your life!!! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret… there aren’t a lot of white butt plugs. that’s right, you heard me. on our server, you can find the rarest and most valuable white butt plugs in alllll of minecraft land.

but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary flying llamas that poop out diamonds. yes, you read that right. diamonds. from llama poop. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? that’s right, a giant chicken. with. laser. eyes. he’s pretty chill once you get to know him, though.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. who knows, you might even find a white butt plug or two along the way.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 93/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 36
Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 New Chunks Explored: 810368
Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 3
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

New Minecraft Servers

  • w00tCRAFT

    w00tCRAFT

    w00tCRAFT is a survival PVP server. Modding, griefing and being disrespectful are NOT ALLOWED! We have lots of fun events and a great community!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ZoneCraft Network

    ZoneCraft Network

    We host fun and unique modalities! ¡Combate sin cooldown 1.7 – 1.17! Ranges and more: https://tienda.zonecraft.es Discord: https://discord.zonecraft.es

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Cozy Campfires Lit: 14
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Crops Grown: 7621
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TDE – Minecraft Server Network

    TDE – Minecraft Server Network

    TDE is a 4 year old server that has been repeatedly updated and improved. We are currently running version 1.8.7 Spigot

    We run our own property management add-on called TDERegions. We have several maps where you can let off steam.

    – Flat World (City) – normal world (free build) – Farm world (regenerates every 4 weeks) – Nether

    Plugins (27): Minequery, WorldEdit, NoCheatPlus, MagicMouse, Ugames, VirtualShop, Buycraft, Vault, PermissionsEx, Multiverse-Core, TDERegionDynmap, HelperBot, WorldGuard, dynmap, TDERegion, TimingsParser, HawkEye, pvparena, MegaCreeps, ChestShop, Essentials, TDEAddons, EssentialsSpawn, Multiverse-Inventories, Multiverse-SignPortals, VirtualChest, EssentialsChat

    So if you enjoy Minecraft, you’ve come to the right place

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minewar

    Minewar

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Empire Legacy

    Empire Legacy

    Build an Empire, Leave a Legacy! With hundreds of other Factions working on constructing an empire of their own. Were now over 5 years old!

    Create or join a Faction, claim land, gather players, and build together! Empire Legacy has been championing the Factions scene for over half a decade, and we’ve become masters at caring for our friendly community and robust dedicated server.

    Empire has infinite McMMO Skills, Alcohol Brewing, Rentable Properties, Advanced Banking & Economy, PvP Zone, Religions, Movecraft Ships, Amazing Events, and so much more!

    Learn more about how to play: www.empirelegacy.co.uk/guide

    Your adventure begins here… Website & forums: www.empirelegacy.co.uk IP: empirelegacy.co.uk

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Runes Activated: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Avea

    Avea

    Server for the land of Avea. Builders, battlers, explorers are all welcome to wander and settle the lands!

    Regioning, economy, PvP, mythic mobs are all available on this server! Dedicated players welcome!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45
    Divine Scrolls Written: 14 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The CityPrison Network

    The CityPrison Network

    CityPrison is the #1 Non-Op minecraft Prison server.

    We’ve been open for over FIVE years (5) Yes, FIVE years. Amazing huh?

    With over 30 ranks and an amazing non-op system fair ranks and a fair to play non-op environment we are THE #1 MINECRAFT PRISON SERVER AROUND!

    We are one of the OLDEST minecraft prisons server, featuring content like no other in the minecraft prison server community, let alone the non-op community. We pride ourselves on running the best minecraft prison server, and we hope you join us.

    IP: Server.cityprison.net Website: https://cityprison.net Forums: https://forums.cityprison.net TeamSpeak: TS.cityprison.net So what are you waiting for? Join up inmate 🙂

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Epic Shields Constructed: 29
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vertex

    Vertex

    Welcome to one of the far niche corners of the internet. I invite you to explore a little. Whether you’re into building or warfare, I’m optimistic we can find a cocktail of experiences for you.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Insane Crafters

    Insane Crafters

    Insane Crafters is a Friendly Minecraft game server where people can come and play Minecraft the way it was intended to be played.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The OrchardMC

    The OrchardMC

    The OrchardMC! A Unique Minecraft Fantasy Survival Server

    Welcome to The OrchardMC! The fastest-growing Minecraft fantasy SMP in 2024! What makes us stand out from the rest of the Minecraft community?

    Limited Top Rank Trial – That’s right when you log onto the server, you can run /freerank and claim our 2nd-Top Rank for absolutely FREE. This rank comes with unique perks and permissions that you’ll love while playing on the server!

    Server IP: play.theorchardmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/RczKCGUvDs

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 18 Dragon Eggs Found: 9780
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Enchantments Applied: 173

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CastleCrafters

    CastleCrafters

    24/7 server its dedicated and wont go on anytime soon.We are starting out and we are looking for mod worthy people.We have mcmmo,factions and magic we have shops and we are open to all ideas the current mods do no abuse if they ever do post on the fourm.We only have one donator rank right now called Knight.We also have bas spleef a spleef game hosted by mods its very fun you play spleef with bows.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2178 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ProBloxWorld

    ProBloxWorld

    ProBloxWorld is a server featuring LifeSteal, Survival, Bedwars and SkyWars.—————————————––———ProBloxWorld———————-Just for Fun——————-

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 103 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 17
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Emeralds Found: 9083 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • StrikeCraft

    StrikeCraft

    Brand new server. We do PvP arenas and creations. WE BAN GRIEFERS. All mods and admins are nice. Check us out! Plenty of room.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 12 Epic Battles Fought: 17
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty SMP

    Crafty SMP

    Join our Vanilla 1.20 SMP server with quality-of-life improvements, play alongside the community, and dive into weekly events.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Mines Excavated: 3429 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GermanysBaugrube

    GermanysBaugrube

    Hi users, our server is a free2build server, so you can build what ever you want and where you want, but not too close to ohter players. We have funny and nice members and also a great team, which want to welcome you on our server. Remind: We are a german server, but the most of our community can also speak (write) english.

    See ya online!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Villages Defended: 20 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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