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Sleepy Brain Dot Craft

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9302
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Towns Built:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Star Shards Collected:	166	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wondered how the brain’s little blue dot controls your sleep? Well, forget about that boring stuff and come join our EPIC Minecraft server instead!

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the cha-cha, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes! Plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you from any pesky zombies or skeletons trying to ruin your day. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden carrot that grants you unlimited power!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the brain’s little blue dot guide you to the best sleep of your life…or at least until you’re too busy building your dream castle to even think about sleeping!

TheFunZone

1.17, Boosters, building, Citybuild, Compatible, Connect, console, Cosmetics, Cross-Play, Economy, Farm, java, Latest Version, Mini Games, MONEY, Players, PORT, progress, Server, server address, under construction

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1109
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	50

Hello! We are the Funzone server team. Are you looking for a new server under construction? You don’t want to be forced to spend real money and still have the opportunity for great progress? Then you are right with us! We offer a CityBuild server with many features such as cosmetics and boosters. Is mere farm and building too boring for you? No problem! Many mini -games are planned.

Which versions are supported? As a server, we do not want to rule out anyone, so we offer compatibility for Java from 1.17 to the latest version. Console players join the Connect Können, the other pace players can insert the server normally.

Server data Server address: thefunzone.de Port: 19132

thefunzone.de:19132

Davidscloud Servers

admin team, Amplified World, Banking, commands, Community, connection tutorial, Creative Plot World, Cross-Play, Davidscloud, Discord, Event World, Gaming, Grief Prevention, Interest, market, multiple worlds, pay to win, platform restrictions, Servers, smp, Survival, vanilla server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8256
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Dragon Scales Harvested:	195	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

About Davidscloud Minecraft Server

About	Davidscloud is a long-standing gaming community that provides a friendly and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. The Minecraft server has been around since version 1.7.10 and offers a grief prevention system, friendly admin team, quality-of-life features, and multiple worlds to explore.
Player Protection	Players start off with 2,000 blocks they can claim and can accrue more over time. Claims are protected from destruction by other players, and pets are also protected. The admin team is available to assist with any issues.
Quality-of-Life	The server offers various features to enhance the gameplay experience, such as a banking system that rewards players with interest for playtime. A Market at the Survival Spawn offers goods for purchase without pay-to-win mechanics.
Multiple Worlds	In addition to the traditional Survival world, players can explore the Amplified World with new caves and cliffs. Plans are in place to add an Event World and a Creative Plot World accessible from the Hub.
Java & Bedrock Crossplay	The server allows players from both Java and Bedrock versions to play together, promoting a diverse and growing community. More fun can be had by all as friends from different platforms can join in on the server.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I protect my builds?	Players can claim blocks to protect their builds from griefing. Admin team can assist with any issues.
Are there pay-to-win mechanics?	No, the server focuses on providing an enjoyable experience without pay-to-win features.
How do I access other worlds?	Speak to Zedmun at the Survival Spawn to be transported to the Amplified World. Event World and Creative Plot World access will be available from the Hub.
Can I play with friends on different platforms?	Yes, the server allows crossplay between Java and Bedrock versions.
Where can I find more information?	Join the Discord server for information on commands, admin support, community rules, and more.

Whispering Woods 1.21.2

1.21.2, bashful, Introvert, Quiet, Reserved, shy awareness, shy behavior, shy celebration, shy character, shy community, shy day, shy emotions, shy feelings, shy nature, shy person, shy personality, shy tendencies, shy traits, Shy.., SHYDAY, timid, whispering, Woods

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7444
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Votes:	692	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Star Shards Collected:	163
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Crops Grown:	6649

OMG, this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows all over your screen! Join now for a chance to ride a chicken into battle against evil creepers!

You’ll be able to build the most epic castles and houses, like seriously, they’ll make your real-life house look like a pile of dirt in comparison.

And guess what? We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with zombies and skeletons all night long. It’s lit, fam.

Plus, we have the rarest items and treasures hidden all over the map. You’ll feel like Indiana Jones on a quest for diamonds and emeralds. So much bling, you’ll need sunglasses just to look at your inventory.

Don’t miss out on the funniest, craziest, and most epic Minecraft server ever created. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown! Or at least mildly entertained.

CraftyRacismNoMore Minecraft Server

acceptance, aita, anti-Semitic, Argument, calling out, Confrontation, CraftyRacismNoMore, cultural difference, derogatory term, disagreement, faking stress, flatmate, midlands, Minecraft, normal behavior, overreacting, racism, racist terms, Server, Shoplifting, south of England, unacceptable behavior, upbringing

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2303
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	6629
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle fierce mobs with your friends. But that’s not all – we have a special feature that sets us apart from other servers.

Are you tired of dealing with problematic roommates like Dave in real life? Well, on our server, you won’t have to worry about racist language or questionable behavior. Our community is all about positivity and inclusivity, so you can focus on having fun without any drama.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is where to find your next block of gold. See you in the game!

GF’s Gift Fail Server

AITAH, anniversary, anniversary gift, Apology, creepy, DATING, eye picture, Fail, gfs, gift, Girlfriend, home, insulting gift, jewelry, lovers eye pendant, matching pendants, not wearing, Server, solve problem, taken aback, Upset, wedding ring, weird, work

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8787
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Alien Abductions:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from awkward situations like receiving creepy “lover’s eye” pendants as gifts! Join us for a fun and hilarious time as we build, mine, and craft our way to victory.

Reasons to join our server: – No more awkward gift exchanges with your significant other – Explore a world where wearing eye jewelry is a thing of the past – Build your dream castle and show off your creativity without judgment – Make new friends and laugh together at ridiculous in-game shenanigans

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter and adventure! Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended) on our server.

ConfidentlyAbsurd – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, amusing, BIZARRE, cocksure, Comical, Confidence, ConfidentlyAbsurd, funny, hilarious, laughable, Ludicrous, Minecraft, Nonsensical, odd, Outrageous, preposterous, Questionable, Ridiculous, silly, smp, strange, UNBELIEVABLE, weird

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9313
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Mines Excavated:	4278
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Divine Spears Created:	21	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this totally epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best server ever because we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and diamond armor that makes you invincible! And get this, the owner of the server is actually a secret alien who can speak to dolphins and control the weather with his mind! Plus, there’s a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and a magic wand that turns creepers into kittens! Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the crazy fun we have on this server, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of insanity and awesomeness! Join now before the evil llamas take over and turn everything into a giant llama farm! 😂🦙🚀 #bestserverever #crazyminecraftadventures

RevoltCraft: Riches to Rags

class struggle, economic collapse, economic disparity, government intervention., historical context, Historical solutions, income inequality, oligarchy, Oppression, political change, political corruption, Popular uprising, power dynamics, Rags, resistance movements, RevoltCraft, revolution, Rich takeover, Riches, social justice, social unrest, Wealth Inequality, wealth redistribution

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4332
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft server and relive history in a whole new way! We’ve recreated the perfect scenario where the rich are taking over and the poor are suffering, but this time YOU have the power to stop it all! Build your own rebellion, overthrow the corrupt leaders, and create a new world where everyone is equal (and maybe even get some cool loot along the way). Who knew saving the world could be so fun and blocky? Join now and be the hero we all need (and deserve)!

CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server

100m, Agreement, broadband access, business news, Canadian News, CANCELLATION, CraftyCanucks, economic impact, elon musk, government contract, international relations, Minecraft, ontario, political decisions, rural communities, Satellite Internet, Server, spacex, starlink, Technology, telecommunications, trade agreements, U.S. tariffs

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7752
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	9201

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, it’s wild, man. and get this, we have a secret underground lair where you can battle evil chickens and save the world from a zombie apocalypse.

plus, we have this super rare diamond armor that makes you invincible and gives you the power to shoot lasers out of your eyes. yeah, you heard me right, LASER EYES.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s like Disneyland on steroids, dude.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server, right? it’s the coolest place in all of Minecraft land. trust me, you won’t regret it.

StarlinkCraft: Bye Bye Ford’s $100M Deal

$100M contract, 100m, Business, bye, Canadian government, CANCELLATION, Competition, contract termination, controversy, Deal, decision, elon musk, Ford, fords, innovation, News, ontario, ripping up, Satellite Internet, space exploration, spacex, starlink, StarlinkCraft, Technology, telecommunications

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4159
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	9347	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

lol so like dis minecraft server is so lit that even Ford is ripping up contracts with Elon Musk just to join it. like bruh, if a whole government is willing to throw away $100M just to play some block game, u know it’s gotta be good. imagine the crazy adventures u could have on this server, like fighting off creepers with Ford himself or building a giant statue of Elon Musk out of diamonds. plus, who needs Starlink when u can just teleport around the server like a boss. so come join us and be part of the madness, cuz this server is where all the cool kids are at.

Renewable Power Rush

2030 targets, Average, Countries, decade’s end, electricity, Electricity prices, Europe, Fall, national targets, power, Renewable, renewable energy, Rush, stabilise, study, wholesale prices

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6215
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Emeralds Found:	677

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own renewable energy sources to stabilise electricity prices across Europe! imagine the power u will have in ur hands, literally! u can create wind turbines, solar panels, hydroelectric dams, u name it!

if u help us meet our 2030 targets for renewable energy, u will be rewarded with in-game discounts and perks! wholesale prices of electricity could fall by over a quarter on average across all countries in the study, and u will be the hero who made it happen!

so come on, join us on dis crazy journey to save the world, one block at a time! who knew minecraft could be so eco-friendly and lit at the same time? let’s make electricity prices great again, together! 🌍💡🔌 #minecraftgoals #renewableenergyftw

TheGhettoSMP

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4054
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Enchantments Applied:	133
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	29
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Features That Will Keep You on Your Toes:

172.240.87.32:23950

LimeSMP

1.20, 19132, bedrock, Bedrock Port, Earth, Gamemodes, java, LimeSMP, Minecraft, Network, play.LimeSMP.fun, Public, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	655
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

LimeSMP is the BEST Public Minecraft Network which is available to both Bedrock and Java players. We are an Earth network expanding to more gamemodes very soon!

Minecraft Version — 1.20+ Server IP — play.LimeSMP.fun Bedrock Port — 19132

play.limesmp.fun

Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd, ADDING, Craftocracy, Discord, enacting, Game, Join, law, legislature, members, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, Selections, serious, Server, smp, third, Vote, weeks

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7983
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Divine Spears Created:	21
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Enchantments Applied:	205
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Most Democratic Minecraft Server
Key Feature	Server legislature for voting on proposals
Recent Event	2nd Presidential Election

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How does the server legislature work?

Every once in a while, members meet in-game to vote on proposals submitted by server members. These proposals can range from enacting laws to adding mods to the server’s modpack.

2. When is the next Presidential Election?

The next Presidential Election is scheduled to take place within the next few weeks. Stay tuned for more updates.

3. How can I join the server?

To join the server, visit our Discord server at https://discord.gg/NdFHVEydjC

Crimson Vixens 1.21.3

1.21.3, clothed, Crimson, redhead, redhead allure, redhead babes, redhead beauty, redhead charm, redhead erotica, redhead fantasies, redhead fetish, redhead girls, redhead models, redhead porn, redhead seduction, redhead sluts, redhead temptress, redhead vixen, redhead women, sexy redheads, Sluts, Unclothed, Vixens

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1223
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Divine Spears Created:	26
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension of pure awesomeness.

Picture this: you can choose to play as a stylishly dressed blocky character or go all in and run around butt-naked like a true Minecraft warrior.

And get this, the PvP battles are so intense that your clothes might just fly off in the heat of the moment. But hey, who needs armor when you’ve got mad skills and a killer fashion sense, am I right?

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure where the only rule is to have fun and maybe put some pants on if you feel like it. See you there, my pixelated pals!

Players:	102/400	Votes:	8836
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3