BurpCraftFartLand | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyRacismNoMore Minecraft Server

acceptance, aita, anti-Semitic, Argument, calling out, Confrontation, CraftyRacismNoMore, cultural difference, derogatory term, disagreement, faking stress, flatmate, midlands, Minecraft, normal behavior, overreacting, racism, racist terms, Server, Shoplifting, south of England, unacceptable behavior, upbringing

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6894
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle fierce mobs with your friends. But that’s not all – we have a special feature that sets us apart from other servers.

Are you tired of dealing with problematic roommates like Dave in real life? Well, on our server, you won’t have to worry about racist language or questionable behavior. Our community is all about positivity and inclusivity, so you can focus on having fun without any drama.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is where to find your next block of gold. See you in the game!

GF’s Gift Fail Server

AITAH, anniversary, anniversary gift, Apology, creepy, DATING, eye picture, Fail, gfs, gift, Girlfriend, home, insulting gift, jewelry, lovers eye pendant, matching pendants, not wearing, Server, solve problem, taken aback, Upset, wedding ring, weird, work

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1505
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	415	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from awkward situations like receiving creepy “lover’s eye” pendants as gifts! Join us for a fun and hilarious time as we build, mine, and craft our way to victory.

Reasons to join our server: – No more awkward gift exchanges with your significant other – Explore a world where wearing eye jewelry is a thing of the past – Build your dream castle and show off your creativity without judgment – Make new friends and laugh together at ridiculous in-game shenanigans

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter and adventure! Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended) on our server.

ConfidentlyAbsurd – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, amusing, BIZARRE, cocksure, Comical, Confidence, ConfidentlyAbsurd, funny, hilarious, laughable, Ludicrous, Minecraft, Nonsensical, odd, Outrageous, preposterous, Questionable, Ridiculous, silly, smp, strange, UNBELIEVABLE, weird

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5405
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
New Chunks Explored:	721792	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Villages Defended:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Potions Brewed:	162	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

OMG guys, you have to join this totally epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best server ever because we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and diamond armor that makes you invincible! And get this, the owner of the server is actually a secret alien who can speak to dolphins and control the weather with his mind! Plus, there’s a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and a magic wand that turns creepers into kittens! Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the crazy fun we have on this server, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of insanity and awesomeness! Join now before the evil llamas take over and turn everything into a giant llama farm! 😂🦙🚀 #bestserverever #crazyminecraftadventures

RevoltCraft: Riches to Rags

class struggle, economic collapse, economic disparity, government intervention., historical context, Historical solutions, income inequality, oligarchy, Oppression, political change, political corruption, Popular uprising, power dynamics, Rags, resistance movements, RevoltCraft, revolution, Rich takeover, Riches, social justice, social unrest, Wealth Inequality, wealth redistribution

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9942
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	100773
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Join our Minecraft server and relive history in a whole new way! We’ve recreated the perfect scenario where the rich are taking over and the poor are suffering, but this time YOU have the power to stop it all! Build your own rebellion, overthrow the corrupt leaders, and create a new world where everyone is equal (and maybe even get some cool loot along the way). Who knew saving the world could be so fun and blocky? Join now and be the hero we all need (and deserve)!

CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server

100m, Agreement, broadband access, business news, Canadian News, CANCELLATION, CraftyCanucks, economic impact, elon musk, government contract, international relations, Minecraft, ontario, political decisions, rural communities, Satellite Internet, Server, spacex, starlink, Technology, telecommunications, trade agreements, U.S. tariffs

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9694
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, it’s wild, man. and get this, we have a secret underground lair where you can battle evil chickens and save the world from a zombie apocalypse.

plus, we have this super rare diamond armor that makes you invincible and gives you the power to shoot lasers out of your eyes. yeah, you heard me right, LASER EYES.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s like Disneyland on steroids, dude.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server, right? it’s the coolest place in all of Minecraft land. trust me, you won’t regret it.

StarlinkCraft: Bye Bye Ford’s $100M Deal

$100M contract, 100m, Business, bye, Canadian government, CANCELLATION, Competition, contract termination, controversy, Deal, decision, elon musk, Ford, fords, innovation, News, ontario, ripping up, Satellite Internet, space exploration, spacex, starlink, StarlinkCraft, Technology, telecommunications

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8569
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1

lol so like dis minecraft server is so lit that even Ford is ripping up contracts with Elon Musk just to join it. like bruh, if a whole government is willing to throw away $100M just to play some block game, u know it’s gotta be good. imagine the crazy adventures u could have on this server, like fighting off creepers with Ford himself or building a giant statue of Elon Musk out of diamonds. plus, who needs Starlink when u can just teleport around the server like a boss. so come join us and be part of the madness, cuz this server is where all the cool kids are at.

Renewable Power Rush

2030 targets, Average, Countries, decade’s end, electricity, Electricity prices, Europe, Fall, national targets, power, Renewable, renewable energy, Rush, stabilise, study, wholesale prices

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8164
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Farms Harvested:	797
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own renewable energy sources to stabilise electricity prices across Europe! imagine the power u will have in ur hands, literally! u can create wind turbines, solar panels, hydroelectric dams, u name it!

if u help us meet our 2030 targets for renewable energy, u will be rewarded with in-game discounts and perks! wholesale prices of electricity could fall by over a quarter on average across all countries in the study, and u will be the hero who made it happen!

so come on, join us on dis crazy journey to save the world, one block at a time! who knew minecraft could be so eco-friendly and lit at the same time? let’s make electricity prices great again, together! 🌍💡🔌 #minecraftgoals #renewableenergyftw

TheGhettoSMP

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6819
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Void Armor Forged:	30	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Features That Will Keep You on Your Toes:

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LimeSMP

1.20, 19132, bedrock, Bedrock Port, Earth, Gamemodes, java, LimeSMP, Minecraft, Network, play.LimeSMP.fun, Public, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9195
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	2316	Void Gems Collected:	20
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

LimeSMP is the BEST Public Minecraft Network which is available to both Bedrock and Java players. We are an Earth network expanding to more gamemodes very soon!

Minecraft Version — 1.20+ Server IP — play.LimeSMP.fun Bedrock Port — 19132

play.limesmp.fun

Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd, ADDING, Craftocracy, Discord, enacting, Game, Join, law, legislature, members, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, Selections, serious, Server, smp, third, Vote, weeks

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2598
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Meteorites Collected:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Most Democratic Minecraft Server
Key Feature	Server legislature for voting on proposals
Recent Event	2nd Presidential Election

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How does the server legislature work?

Every once in a while, members meet in-game to vote on proposals submitted by server members. These proposals can range from enacting laws to adding mods to the server’s modpack.

2. When is the next Presidential Election?

The next Presidential Election is scheduled to take place within the next few weeks. Stay tuned for more updates.

3. How can I join the server?

To join the server, visit our Discord server at https://discord.gg/NdFHVEydjC

Crimson Vixens 1.21.3

1.21.3, clothed, Crimson, redhead, redhead allure, redhead babes, redhead beauty, redhead charm, redhead erotica, redhead fantasies, redhead fetish, redhead girls, redhead models, redhead porn, redhead seduction, redhead sluts, redhead temptress, redhead vixen, redhead women, sexy redheads, Sluts, Unclothed, Vixens

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2868
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension of pure awesomeness.

Picture this: you can choose to play as a stylishly dressed blocky character or go all in and run around butt-naked like a true Minecraft warrior.

And get this, the PvP battles are so intense that your clothes might just fly off in the heat of the moment. But hey, who needs armor when you’ve got mad skills and a killer fashion sense, am I right?

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure where the only rule is to have fun and maybe put some pants on if you feel like it. See you there, my pixelated pals!

BirthdayBlock Minecraft Server

adult behavior, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, BirthdayBlock, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Equipment, event planning, friendship, guest behavior, Minecraft, mutual friends, party etiquette, Permission, photography, photoshoot, private event, Respect, respect for host, Server, social dynamics, social etiquette

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3281
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience!

Picture this: you’re at a birthday party, having a blast with your friends, when suddenly, Bob shows up with his camera equipment and decides to do a photoshoot in the muddy, dark terrain outside. Who does that at a birthday party? Only on our server, folks!

But wait, there’s more! Bob gets all upset when asked to stop and eventually storms off without saying goodbye. Drama, intrigue, and awkwardness await you on our server!

Join now for a chance to dodge bullets and witness 30-year-old men bragging about dating 19-year-olds. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss out on! So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the chaos begin!

DietDramaCrafters

body image, calories, Daughters, Diet plan, dietary plan, DietDramaCrafters, different needs, eating habits, Fairness, family, health, healthy choices, meal plan, nutrition, overweight, parenting, Siblings, smoothies, underweight, weight loss, weight management

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6127
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in equal food distribution for all players! Join us and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while snacking on virtual smoothies to keep your hunger bar full.

Our server is perfect for players of all shapes and sizes, just like the daughters in this story. Whether you’re trying to lose weight like Emma or gain weight like Lina, we’ve got you covered with our customizable dietary plan. Plus, with our unique “calorie-boosting smoothies” feature, you’ll never have to worry about running out of energy during those intense PvP battles.

So come join us on our server and see why players are raving about our fair and balanced food system. Who knew that Minecraft could be so deliciously entertaining?

Blockheads R Us

addiction, Blockheads, compulsions, cravings, dependencies, fetishes, fixations, guilty pleasures, habits, Inclinations, indulgences, infatuations, manias, obsessions, penchants, predilections, Preferences, propensities, temptations, vices, weaknesses

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9370
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you addicted to building epic structures that defy the laws of physics? Are you addicted to slaying dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream? Are you addicted to pranking your friends by filling their houses with chickens? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP!

Our server is like no other, with endless possibilities and endless laughs. We have a secret underground city where players can battle it out in epic PvP tournaments, a skyblock world where you can build your own floating paradise, and a survival world where you can test your skills against the elements.

But that’s not all – we also have a custom plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens, a mini-game where you can ride pigs through obstacle courses, and a hidden treasure hunt that leads to a chest full of diamonds (or maybe just a bunch of dirt, who knows?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the addiction begin!

CraftyPutinBoom

Assassination, CASUALTIES, Conflict, CraftyPutinBoom, eastern europe, explosion, Government, highest-ranking official, international relations, landmine, Military, Political, russia, SECURITY, Terrorism, Tragedy, ukraine war, Unrest, violence, war zone, world news

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5657
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9446
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Emeralds Found:	5933
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

OMG, u gotta join dis server cuz like, we got landmines that can take out Russia’s top dude in Ukraine! It’s like, so cray cray, u never know what’s gonna happen next. Join now for a chance to be a part of the most explosive Minecraft server ever! Plus, we got unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds. It’s lit, fam! #BoomBoom #UnicornsRainbowsDiamonds

Players:	90/300	Votes:	1276
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	308	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Votes:	866	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	7