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BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter!

banter, Brexit aftermath, Brexit aftermath discussion, Brexit changes, Brexit consequences, Brexit effects, Brexit experience, Brexit impact, Brexit memories, Brexit reflections, BritsCraft, People from the UK, PostBrexit, UK citizens, UK culture, UK economy, UK future prospects, UK lifestyle, UK opinions, UK perspective, UK politics, UK residents, UK society

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2560
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Are you tired of the post-Brexit chaos in the UK? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your friends’ houses when you blow them up with TNT! Join us for a Brexit-free zone filled with pixelated adventures and endless fun. Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Say goodbye to Brexit blues and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7219
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Animals Bred:	54
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

GreenlandGoneWild

Arctic, denmark, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, GreenlandGoneWild, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, negotiations, Nordic countries, ownership, pm, Politics, rejection, sale, Scandinavian, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Territory

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9351
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	10

so, like, this server is like, the Greenland of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, totally not for sale, but you can totally join for free and have a blast! our Denmark PM (Player Manager) is like, always repeating that this server is the bomb diggity and you gotta join ASAP!

we got polar bears riding pigs, igloos made out of diamond blocks, and a secret portal to a land of never-ending cake! plus, our community is like, super chill and always down for a good time. so come on over and see why Greenland may not be for sale, but this server is totally worth it!

CraftyFox Network

America, BIAS, blind trust, CraftyFox, Cultures, Cunning, Deception, Evil, fox news, foxes, Journalism, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Network, News, Perception, portrayal, Propaganda, skepticism, trusted, untrustworthy

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	381
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Votes:	2968

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got foxes that are more trustworthy than FOX News LOL. these foxes will lead u on epic adventures and help u find hidden treasures in the game. they will also protect u from evil mobs and give u super powers like flying and shooting lasers from ur eyes. join our server and become the ultimate fox warrior, taking down enemies with ur furry friends by ur side. trust me, u won’t regret it!

ADHD Life Expectancy Nerf – Minecraft Server

adhd, ADHD in adults, ADHD in men, ADHD in women, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Diagnosis, expectancy, findings, health, Life, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Medical research, Men, mental health, Minecraft, nerf, neurotypical, research, researchers, scientific study, Server, study, Women

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4377
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Star Shards Collected:	88
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Votes:	6280
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	369	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

hey u! ya u with the adhd! come join our minecraft server cuz we got the cure for ur shorter life expectancy! our server is so lit that it will make u live longer than a tortoise on steroids! we got potions that will make u focus like never before, u will be building epic structures in no time! plus, we got a secret quest where u gotta find the magical diamond sword of eternal life, once u find it, u will be immortal in the minecraft world! so come join us and say goodbye to ur shorter life expectancy, cuz on our server, u will live foreverrrrrr!

Rise and Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anon, compassion, Craft, don’t kill yourself, encouragement, good morning, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health support, Mental Wellness, motivation, positive affirmations, positive vibes, positivity, Rise, self love, self-care, Suicide prevention, support system, thanks, uplifting messages

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8480
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that make you want to dig straight down to bedrock and never come back up? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our community is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be jelly!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, Boundaries, caregiving, childcare, Communication, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, favoritism, health concerns, health issues, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self-care, sibling relationships, sick baby, surgery, work-life balance

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9034
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Potions Brewed:	146
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	2
New Chunks Explored:	467752	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any entitled baby villagers like the ones in this crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic builds, and absolutely no sick babies left in your care.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting guilt-tripped into babysitting while dealing with health issues and impending surgery. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we guarantee that no one will call you selfish or weak-minded for taking care of yourself. Plus, if you ever need help or support, our community is always there to lend a hand – no crickets chirping in sight!

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. See you in the game – and leave the sick babies at home!

EqualCraft: Where all jobs pay the same!

career choice, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, equal pay, EqualCraft, fulfillment, Happiness, job equality, job fulfillment, job happiness, job market, Job Opportunities, job passion, job preference, job satisfaction, job security, job selection, Jobs, Passion, Pay, salary equality, work-life balance

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5414
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you mine pays the same amount of diamonds! That’s right, no more grinding for hours just to get a measly iron ore. Join us and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where being a farmer, a blacksmith, or even a librarian pays just as much as being a diamond miner. You can finally pursue your dream career without worrying about the pay! Want to be a professional sheep shearer? Go for it! Always dreamed of being a fisherman? Now’s your chance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with endless riches and fame throughout the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to become the wealthiest and most famous player in all of Minecraft!

EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9341
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	58	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Buildings Constructed:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver

Four Long Toe Horse Land

Animals, equine anatomy, hoofed animals, Horse, horse anatomy, horse anatomy details, horse anatomy facts, horse behavior, horse biology, horse feet, horse hooves, horse legs, horse limbs, horse movement, horse physiology, horse toes, Horses, Land, Legs, Long, mammal anatomy, TOE, Toes, traditional sense

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7104
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	New Chunks Explored:	463533
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where horses don’t have legs but really long toes instead. it’s like they’re walking on stilts all the time! imagine riding a horse with stilts, it’s like a circus act every time you go for a ride. plus, our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. but watch out for the evil chickens that guard it, they have laser eyes and will peck you to death if you’re not careful. so come on over and join the fun, just remember to bring your stilts!

BlockyToddlers: Autism Screening & Education

autism, autism awareness, autism evaluation, Autism Spectrum Disorder, behavioral therapy, BlockyToddlers, child development, developmental delays, early diagnosis, education, healthcare disparities, intervention services, milder symptoms, neurodevelopmental disorders, occupational therapy, parental awareness, pediatrician, Screening, screening tool, special education, speech therapy, Standardized autism screening, toddlers

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5430
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Star Shards Collected:	83
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

so, like, imagine you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? like, it’s so lit that it’s like you’re in a whole new world of blocky goodness. we got so many players, it’s like a party up in here 24/7.

but wait, there’s more. our server is so epic that it’s been proven to increase your IQ by like, a million points. yeah, you heard me right. you’ll be building redstone contraptions like a freakin’ genius in no time.

oh, and get this. if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you fly around like a majestic blocky bird. you’ll be soaring through the skies, leaving all the other players in awe of your mad skills.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and become the ultimate minecraft master. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like a whole new world of blocky goodness just waiting for you to explore.

Enderblade

Bedwars, building, Creative, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, villager

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6585
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Animals Bred:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

A new Minecraft servers hub released today featuring Survival Earth, Skyblock (skywars), Prison and Bedwars.

play.enderblade.com

SentrySMP

AFK Zone, auction house, Auctions, Bounties, building, Community, competitive, Crates, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Exploration, Jobs, Kits, multiplayer, player-driven market, Professions, Rewards, Sandbox, Survival, TRADES, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1986
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Votes:	1726
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	8624
Enchantments Applied:	102	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Welcome to SentrySMP

SentrySMP is a survival multiplayer server with an economy and crossplay support. Whether you enjoy building, exploring, or competing, there is something for everyone.

Survival with Economy: Earn and spend money through jobs, trades, and auctions Crossplay Support: Play seamlessly on both Java and Bedrock editions Jobs and Skills: Choose professions, level up, and unlock rewards Kits and Crates: Access starter kits and free-to-play crates with amazing rewards Auction House: Buy, sell, and bid on rare items in a player-driven market AFK Zone: Stay active and earn rewards while taking a break Bounties: Set or claim bounties for extra challenges and competition Join SentrySMP today and create your story in a growing and competitive community.

sentrysmp.mc.vagonbrei.eu:25045

Lost in Time 1.21.3

1.21.3, 10. memories, 11. emotional pain, 12. longing for her, 13. thinking of her, 14. emotional longing, 15. missing a loved one, 16. pining, 17. sorrow, 18. feeling empty, 19. Grief, 2. Longing, 20. missing her deeply., 3. heartache, 4. reminiscing, 5. nostalgia, 6. yearning, 7. love lost, 8. loneliness, 9. sadness, Lost, missing someone, Time

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5030
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Void Gems Collected:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Holy Grails Found:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! It’s like, the craziest place in Minecraft, like seriously.

You gotta join because the mobs are like, so friendly, they’ll give you hugs instead of attacking you.

And the diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle like Edward Cullen in the sunlight.

Plus, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas, ready to protect you from any creepers that come your way.

But the best part? The Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!

NightmarePornMinecraftSMP

BDSM, Boundaries, consent, consent violations, degradation, ethical porn., Exploitation, fetish, mental health, Nightmare, NightmarePornMinecraftSMP, objectification, porn fantasy, Reality, role-play, rough sex, Sexualization, taboo, Trauma, unrealistic expectations, violence

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	889
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that you absolutely HAVE to join. It’s like, the most lit place ever, I swear. Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you around the server. How insane is that?!

But wait, it gets even better. The spawn area is a giant castle made out of candy and the currency on the server is actually chocolate coins. And every time you mine a diamond, a rainbow shoots out of your butt. It’s like, the most magical place ever, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party? Yeah, it’s wild. Creepers breakdancing, skeletons doing the Macarena, it’s a total rave down there.

So yeah, if you want to join this crazy, wacky, totally bonkers Minecraft server, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions and dancing zombies.

Players:	90/500	Votes:	5705
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	1891	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5