so, liek, dis server is da bomb diggity, yo. we got all da crazy stuff u never knew u needed in minecraft. we got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese.

if u join dis server, u will never experience burnout cuz we got potions dat make u feel like u just drank 10 red bulls in a row. u will be flying high on life, literally cuz we also have jetpacks for everyone.

we did a study with over 45,000 medical students and found dat joining dis server reduces ur chances of burnout by 1000%. so come on over and join da fun, cuz u deserve it, hun.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 97/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted: 18 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10
Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
Emeralds Found: 963 Runes Activated: 0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 5181

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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