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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 1102 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 5988 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, participate in epic dance-offs with creepers, and build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine (like a giant toilet made out of obsidian).
But that’s not all! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet slime named Larry who will follow you around and give you hugs (or try to eat your face, it’s a toss-up).
So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, we can’t guarantee anything with all the chaos going on)!