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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 4417 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 88 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Star Shards Collected: | 266 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 |
Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, participate in epic dance-offs with creepers, and build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine (like a giant toilet made out of obsidian).
But that’s not all! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet slime named Larry who will follow you around and give you hugs (or try to eat your face, it’s a toss-up).
So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, we can’t guarantee anything with all the chaos going on)!