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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 9381 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 112 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 53 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, participate in epic dance-offs with creepers, and build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine (like a giant toilet made out of obsidian).
But that’s not all! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet slime named Larry who will follow you around and give you hugs (or try to eat your face, it’s a toss-up).
So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, we can’t guarantee anything with all the chaos going on)!