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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 5637 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Potions Brewed: | 62 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 12 |
Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, participate in epic dance-offs with creepers, and build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine (like a giant toilet made out of obsidian).
But that’s not all! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet slime named Larry who will follow you around and give you hugs (or try to eat your face, it’s a toss-up).
So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, we can’t guarantee anything with all the chaos going on)!