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Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 8782 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Crops Grown: | 9571 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, participate in epic dance-offs with creepers, and build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine (like a giant toilet made out of obsidian).
But that’s not all! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet slime named Larry who will follow you around and give you hugs (or try to eat your face, it’s a toss-up).
So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, we can’t guarantee anything with all the chaos going on)!