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| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 9369 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server you’ll ever come across!
Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, participate in epic dance-offs with creepers, and build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine (like a giant toilet made out of obsidian).
But that’s not all! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet slime named Larry who will follow you around and give you hugs (or try to eat your face, it’s a toss-up).
So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, we can’t guarantee anything with all the chaos going on)!
