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Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 1014 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 83 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 29 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
Crops Grown: | 6447 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, participate in epic dance-offs with creepers, and build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine (like a giant toilet made out of obsidian).
But that’s not all! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet slime named Larry who will follow you around and give you hugs (or try to eat your face, it’s a toss-up).
So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, we can’t guarantee anything with all the chaos going on)!