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Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 9301 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 230 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 40 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, participate in epic dance-offs with creepers, and build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine (like a giant toilet made out of obsidian).
But that’s not all! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet slime named Larry who will follow you around and give you hugs (or try to eat your face, it’s a toss-up).
So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, we can’t guarantee anything with all the chaos going on)!