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| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 1097 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 59 |
| Crops Grown: | 6211 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server you’ll ever come across!
Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, participate in epic dance-offs with creepers, and build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine (like a giant toilet made out of obsidian).
But that’s not all! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet slime named Larry who will follow you around and give you hugs (or try to eat your face, it’s a toss-up).
So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, we can’t guarantee anything with all the chaos going on)!
