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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 3533 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, participate in epic dance-offs with creepers, and build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine (like a giant toilet made out of obsidian).
But that’s not all! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet slime named Larry who will follow you around and give you hugs (or try to eat your face, it’s a toss-up).
So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, we can’t guarantee anything with all the chaos going on)!