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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 9594 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Buildings Constructed: | 16 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9384 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, participate in epic dance-offs with creepers, and build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine (like a giant toilet made out of obsidian).
But that’s not all! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet slime named Larry who will follow you around and give you hugs (or try to eat your face, it’s a toss-up).
So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, we can’t guarantee anything with all the chaos going on)!