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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 9326 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Towns Built: | 6 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, participate in epic dance-offs with creepers, and build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine (like a giant toilet made out of obsidian).
But that’s not all! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet slime named Larry who will follow you around and give you hugs (or try to eat your face, it’s a toss-up).
So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, we can’t guarantee anything with all the chaos going on)!