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Shut Up Teacher Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your school life? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about your teacher’s questionable comments. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even the police are investigating it for being too lit. So come on, join us and let’s show those cops what real trouble looks like!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	319
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds grow on trees (yes, trees!), and the creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding (trust us, it’s a sight to see).

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. From zombie movie marathons to Mahjong tournaments, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t even get us started on our costume parties – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons doing the cha-cha slide.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless (and slightly ridiculous, but that’s half the fun)!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

GutFeelingGamer – Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever had a gut feeling that you should join a Minecraft SMP because it’s the only place where llamas ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, that feeling is about to come true! Our server is filled with wacky adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. So come join us and let your wildest gut feelings lead you to victory!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SmileCraft – The Happy Server

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Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. Yes, this server is so fancy even the animals dress to impress! Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil llamas armed with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough to make you smile, how about a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of mischievous creepers? Trust us, this server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never stop grinning from ear to ear!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

HashemCraft: Strike in Beirut

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so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz, liek, it’s got crazier battles den Nasrallah’s reported successor, Hashem Safieddine, getting targeted in an IAF strike in Beirut, bro. we got mobs dat’ll make u pee ur pants, and bosses dat’ll make u cry for ur mama. plus, we got secret dungeons filled with treasure dat’ll make u richer den a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day. so, come join us if u wanna have a blast and forget about all dat real world drama, yo.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Crafty Mispronounced Server

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are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? do you want to join a server that will blow your mind and make you laugh until you pee your pants? well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server out there!

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named bob who will guide you through our magical world filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying tacos. but be careful, because there are also evil llamas who will try to steal your diamonds and turn them into glittery poop.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken who lays eggs made of pure gold. and don’t forget about our secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our server and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	2258

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Kagura Bachi’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide? Look no further than our server!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a chance to ride on the back of a dragon made entirely out of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all – the disco llama. Witness its dazzling dance moves and join in on the fun as it leads you on a wild scavenger hunt for hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Chrome SMP: > Gets An Influx Of Users Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated pyramids with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right – llamas!

2. We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join their ranks? Better start practicing your moves!

3. Our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will peck anyone who dares to grief or cheat. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with Cluck Norris.

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear at the bottom of a lava lake. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to retrieve it without getting burned to a crisp.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Star Shards Collected:	113
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	200
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

BlockNeighborLawsuit

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of neighborly disputes taken to the next level!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, your neighbor’s dog attacks you! But wait, there’s more! You end up in the hospital with a serious infection, all because of a friendly visit gone wrong. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and immerse yourself in the chaos of neighborly drama, dog attacks, and hospital visits. Will you be the one to sue for lost wages, medical bills, and permanent damage? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest adventures you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Dragons Tamed:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SurprisedAt30MinecraftSMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate virtual midlife crisis! We’ve got players building retirement homes, starting virtual businesses, and even hosting bingo nights in-game. Who knew getting older could be this much fun in Minecraft? So come join us and see what surprises await you in our wacky world of aging adventures!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Alien Abductions:	1	Potions Brewed:	68

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

BlockPartySingle

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is the ultimate place for all the single players out there looking for love…or diamonds. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side, am I right?

Our server is filled with epic quests and challenges that will make you forget all about your single status. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest ores can only be found by those flying solo. So if you’re ready to mingle with creepers and skeletons instead of potential partners, this is the server for you.

Who needs a significant other when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Join our server now and embrace the single life like never before!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Emeralds Found:	962
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SqueezyCraft – High Harmonic Fun

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so, like, imagine this Minecraft server where the mobs are all wearing party hats and the creepers explode in confetti instead of blowing stuff up. it’s like a never-ending birthday bash in the world of blocks and pixels.

you gotta join this server because the pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance. it’s a total circus of fun and craziness.

plus, there’s this secret level where you can ride on a giant chicken and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. it’s like a sci-fi fantasy dream come true.

come join the madness and let your inner blockhead run wild. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Mines Excavated:	4460	Buildings Constructed:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	7447	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

FightMine – 1.16.5 Minecraft server

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The owner of the “FightMine – 1.16.5” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Nude Creeper Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring back the nostalgia of the good ol’ days when nude mods were all the rage! Imagine creating your character with “in depth” customization options, only to be shocked by the ridiculously huge swinging tits that would make Oblivion blush. Join us for a wild ride as we bring back the hilarity and absurdity of gaming in 2007(ish). Who needs realistic graphics when you can have characters with physics-defying body parts? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing for days!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Void Armor Forged:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Cock Smell Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house and taming a few wolves? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate in wacky adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy challenges, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its unique scent-based gameplay. That’s right, we encourage all players to embrace their inner scent connoisseur and sniff out the best aromas in the game. Whether it’s the sweet musk of a freshly mined diamond or the pungent aroma of a creeper explosion, there’s no shortage of delightful scents to discover.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and experience the intoxicating world of cocksmell like never before. Trust us, you won’t be able to stop sniffing!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Divine Spears Created:	24
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2