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| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 939 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 3150 |
| Villages Defended: | 12 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 2513 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Yo, you ever tried eating burgers upside down? It’s like, the most natural and ergonomic way to chow down on some beefy goodness. And that’s just the beginning of the insanity you’ll find on our Minecraft server.
Join us if you wanna ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Or maybe you’re more into building a roller coaster that goes straight into a volcano. We don’t judge, we just provide the platform for your wildest Minecraft dreams to come true.
Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper drop the sickest beats while wearing a sparkly top hat.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most burger-flipping Minecraft server around. You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and awesomeness.
