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Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 8279 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 18 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Magic Items Found: | 7638 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Not only do we have mouthwatering burgers, but we also have crazy stories to entertain you while you chow down. Like the time a creeper tried to steal all our buns, or when a zombie horde invaded our kitchen looking for brains (luckily, they left with our secret sauce recipe instead).
So why settle for boring burgers when you can join our server and feast on the most epic and hilarious burger adventure of your life? Plus, your wife won’t be mad at you for not buying her sister’s burgers anymore – win-win! Join now and let the burger madness begin!