LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we pretend to be billionaires trying to get into our fancy bunkers during the apocalypse but get denied by the janitors who are actually our friends and family.

we got crazy security systems like lava pits and zombie guards to keep out those pesky billionaires trying to steal our stash of diamonds and emeralds.

if you wanna experience the thrill of being denied entry to your own bunker, join us now and see if you can outsmart the janitors and maintenance crews.

who needs a fancy bunker anyway when you can have a hilarious time on our server! come join the madness!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 99/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Infinity Stones Found: 2
Orbs of Power Found: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 10
Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
Dragons Tamed: 0 Falling into the Void: 2
Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Star Shards Collected: 67

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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GYAT.Minewind.net
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