LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we pretend to be billionaires trying to get into our fancy bunkers during the apocalypse but get denied by the janitors who are actually our friends and family.

we got crazy security systems like lava pits and zombie guards to keep out those pesky billionaires trying to steal our stash of diamonds and emeralds.

if you wanna experience the thrill of being denied entry to your own bunker, join us now and see if you can outsmart the janitors and maintenance crews.

who needs a fancy bunker anyway when you can have a hilarious time on our server! come join the madness!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Endless Legions Commanded: 28
Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 114 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY