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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 7870 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser beams, and build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. Our community is filled with hilarious trolls, crazy builders, and even a few sentient creepers who just want to make friends.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you can be part of the madness and mayhem on our server? Come join us and see why we’re the best-kept secret in the Minecraft universe. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!