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Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 895 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Love Letters Sent: | 16 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
New Chunks Explored: | 567096 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
Enchantments Applied: | 235 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser beams, and build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. Our community is filled with hilarious trolls, crazy builders, and even a few sentient creepers who just want to make friends.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you can be part of the madness and mayhem on our server? Come join us and see why we’re the best-kept secret in the Minecraft universe. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!