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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 3466 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Love Letters Sent: | 16 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 40 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 6146 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser beams, and build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. Our community is filled with hilarious trolls, crazy builders, and even a few sentient creepers who just want to make friends.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you can be part of the madness and mayhem on our server? Come join us and see why we’re the best-kept secret in the Minecraft universe. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!