BullshitCraft: Where cow dung reigns supreme!

agriculture, animal waste, Authenticity, bull dung, bullshit, BullshitCraft, Communication, cow, cow dung, cultural references, deceitful, Deception, dung, Farming, Fertilizer, History, interactions, Language, manure, nonsense, REIGNS, SELLING, Slang, Superiority, SUPREME

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5164
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Gods Slained:	1

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Classic Realms

Economy, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9354
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Zombie Dances:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Mines Excavated:	4566

Classic Realms is a Minecraft survival server which strives to bring back the old classic survival experience, cutting out the nonsense from modern day servers. If you’re looking for a fun, non p2w server! Classic Realms is your best bet!Connect using bedrock with the ip: bedrock.classicrealms.net and the port 8188

play.classicrealms.net

SkeletoSMP

Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6947
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5180	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	163
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Villages Defended:	10

Best survival SMP u can find . Very good staff and players friendly server everyone will be helpful join us and have fun !!!

fun.skeletosmp.com

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6276
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	440	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Mines Excavated:	2696
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

skyvalleymc.servmine.com

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2716
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	18
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Votes:	318
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

mc-seaside.eu

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3992
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Astral Projections Made:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

play.hexarchon.net

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4745
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Divine Spears Created:	30	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

play.maestrea.com

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6771
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Chimeras Created:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

play.ninden.net

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5554
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	7321
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3995
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7302
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	31	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	2908	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	New Chunks Explored:	693630
Towns Built:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5003
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2715
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6807
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Animals Bred:	74
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	7163	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9643
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Players Killed by Monsters:	5903
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5137
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Zombie Dances:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com